Ok, I promise I'll update with a real entry sometime soon, but for right now, MEME!
April Fool
demigeekesseggs your elderly relatives.
floydfan32086has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
heavensharpisttrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
ivycrossglues your car to your bedroom ceiling.
lady_blackrosebuys you a Russian Bride.
maddyandlycanenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
princessstarrTPs your head.
purrgrowlpaints your Russian Bride orange.
serpentqueen13shaves your house.
thrillofdachasesmiles. All the time.
Prank Me