NEW SIDE JOB!

[bootaybitch]

Hey all! I'm advertising my services as an adult toy party vender! Invite your girlfriends over, make some martinis, and I'll show you some products you can buy from me (8

I'm like a dildo Avon lady, basically! I make commission.

PIMP ME TO YOUR FRIENDS! I'd love to make some extra money!

Comments

[metrovampyre]

I think I might have a customer for you!

[bootaybitch]

I'm all ears!

[metrovampyre]

Lamont owes me a favor for interrupting my date and getting Veser beaten up, and I figured he could get a pretty big crowd of his clients together, heheh. I figured a big supernatural crowd could be hilarious and profitable. Maybe you could customize them a little or something.

[bootaybitch]

....GRRL I have an idea!

If we get Hanna involved we can give them magical propertiessss. He's bound to know runes that would tickle pickles.

[metrovampyre]

YOU. ARE. A GENIUS. ♥ Those would totally be a hit with that crowd. And I bet Hanna would do that for you if you bought him dinner.

[bootaybitch]

Hopefully that's all I'll have to do besides give him a cut of the profits. I'm not servicing him any other way, no sir!

[metrovampyre]

Nah, Hanna is the kind of person who would be more than happy with dinner with a beautiful lady. ♥
I bet you could get away with just that, too. No cutting profits.

[bootaybitch]

Pay him in food. He is a bit skinny hehehe

[metrovampyre]

http://touceyithard.livejournal.com/2806.html?thread=34806#t34806

You are going to have to convince him, gurl. I think these would be a great hit with some help from Hanna, but I'm not the dildo Avon lady here!

[necro_romancer]

I WOULDN'T DARE ASK. I'M NOT VESER.

I'M SURPRISED YOU THOUGHT SUCH THING.

[bootaybitch]

Sorry, Hanna, just everyone seems so hormonally charged lately.

[necro_romancer]

I'M NOT EVERYONE.