Heh...oops...?

May 04, 2010 00:31

I, uh.... Well, I'm 3 days late.

Shit....

ShitshitSHITSHITSHIT VESER. PROBLEM.

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 05:36:03 UTC
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, TONI.

WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, GIRL.

AND IT WILL NOT BE OVER COFFEE.

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bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:36:54 UTC
H-HEY, HE CAME ON TO ME FIRST

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 05:40:27 UTC
TONI.

WE ARE WERE BEST FRIENDS.

YOU DON'T JUST FUCKING

FUCK

MY

KINDOFBOYFRIEND

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE COMES ONTO YOU. HE IS A FUCKING WHORE, HE HITS ON EVERYONE. YOU DO NOT TOUCH YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THINGS. THAT IS LIKE A FUCKING RULE. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

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bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:42:26 UTC
KINDOFBOYFRIEND YES NO YES NO HOW FICKLE OF YOU

GRRL, U BEST MAKE UP YO MIND

IF HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND, THEN WHY ISN'T HE?

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 05:48:11 UTC
Well we never said it but WE WERE... KIND OF...

...GIRL, WE GOT KITTENS TOGETHER. THAT SHOULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD YOU SOMETHING. OH YEAH ALSO THE FREQUENT SEX, HIM BASICALLY LIVING HERE, AND THE EXCHANGES OF "I LOVE YOU," YOU KNOW, WASN'T EXACTLY FUCKING SUBTLE.

I GET ENOUGH SHIT FROM EVERYONE ALREADY, I AM NOT GOING TO GO AROUND SAYING THAT I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND, TONI. BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN. IF NOT FROM THE OBVIOUS SHIT ALL OVER OUR JOURNALS, THEN ME GOING OVER THERE AND TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT, MAYBE.

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bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:53:41 UTC
AFTER ALL THE BITCHIN' YOU DID ABOUT YO MAN SLEEPIN AROUND BUT YOU SAID 'NO TONI NO I WANNA KEEP HIS CHEATIN' ASS AROUND' AND I WARNED YOU I WARNED YOU 'BOUT THAT BOY NOW DIDN'T I BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN OH OH OH OH KITTENS? Y'ALL AIN'T HAD KITTENS DID YOU CARRY KITTENS IN YOU FOR NINE MONTHS AND HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND PAY FOR THEY DAMN IPHONES FOR LIKE 18 YEARS NO YOU GAVE THEM AWAY

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 06:02:47 UTC
OH FUCK YOU GURL YOU DIDN'T FUCKING WARN ME ABOUT SHIT. YOU SAID, AND I REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT IT SUCKED BUT I COULD MAYBE FUCKING TURN HIM AROUND, AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH WORTH AFTER YOU SAID THAT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD DO SHIT ABOUT THIS, EVEN WITH FUCKING HOTASS LAMONT AROUND, I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SAID THAT I COULD TRY TO KEEP VESER GUURL AND THEN, AND THEN YOU FUCKED HIM GURL, YOU FUCKED HIM AFTER GIVING ME SOME FUCKING HOPE AND I LOVED HIM AND I LOVED THOSE KITTENS BUT SERIOUSLY SIX KITTENS THAT IS SIX IPHONES I AIN'T PAYIN FOR THAT SHIT

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bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 06:06:53 UTC
I KNEW YOU WANTED TO FUCK HIM.

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 06:09:27 UTC
BUT I FUCKING DIDN'T.

BECAUSE I LOVED YOU.

YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

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bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 06:17:46 UTC
I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY DID.

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bootaybitch May 4 2010, 06:07:14 UTC
A CHEATIN HO IS A CHEATIN HO THAT AIN'T NEVER GON' CHANGE BITCH YOU KNOW HE GON KEEP CHEATIN ON YO JIVE CRACKA ASS HE DON'T LOVE YOU HE DON'T LOVE YOU HE DON'T LOVE YOU BITCH YOU TRIPPIN HE DIDN'T SEEM TOO CONCERNED WHEN HE SAMMICHED HIS FREAK JUICE IN MY TITS MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCK THAT NASTY ITALIAN THEN YOU CAN EAT ALL THE FREE BREAD AT THE RESTAURANT LIKE THE FATASS YOU ARE

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 06:14:56 UTC
OH NO

YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE

OKAY GURL LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT, I MAY HAVE A SWEET GHETTO BOOTY BUT YOU GOT SOME CRAZY MUFFIN TOP YAHEAR AND THEM THIGHS AIN'T LOOKIN SO GOOD LATELY EITHER AW NAW YOU AIN'T GETTING OUT OF THAT ONE I AM GOING TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOUR CRUSTY JIZZ TITS BITCCHH

BY THE WAY THOSE JEANS AREN'T FLATTERING GURLLLL

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bootaybitch May 4 2010, 06:17:40 UTC
YEAH WELL THAT PEA COAT IS THE WRONG CUT ON YOU, WHITE BOY

AND I SPILLED BOX WINE ON YOUR NEW COUCH BUT I FLIPPED THE CUSHION OVER HAHAHA

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metrovampyre May 4 2010, 06:28:37 UTC
YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU TOLD ME IT WAS FINE AT THE STORE THAT SHIT COST ME LIKE FIFTY BUCKS I AIN'T MADE O MONEY I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE

OH YEAH WELL I FUCKING BROKE YOUR VINTAGE LALIQUE CRYSTAL DEUX ANEMONES PERFUME BOTTLE LAST TIME I WAS OVER THERE MAN EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T FRIENDS I STILL FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THAT THAT BOTTLE WAS FUCKING NICEEE

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