Comments | bootaybitch: Heh...oops...?

bootaybitch

May 04, 2010 00:31

I, uh.... Well, I'm 3 days late.

Shit....

ShitshitSHITSHITSHIT VESER. PROBLEM.

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bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:33:07 UTC

For what? An appointment? A movie? A date?

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:34:30 UTC

My PERIOD.

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:36:12 UTC

..... Maybe it's just from exercising a lot. That happens, right?

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:37:40 UTC

I haven't been late in like 30 years, Ves.

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:38:19 UTC

Wait. You're over 30 years old? You look damn good for your age.

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:39:08 UTC

QUIT CHANGING THE SUBJECT

WHAT ARE *WE* GOING TO DO IF I'M PREGNANT

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:39:51 UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:44:38 UTC

I AIN'T HAVIN NO ABORTION

UNLESS YOU PAY HALF

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:45:57 UTC

I'M A BROKE ASS COLLEGE KID. I CAN'T AFFORD THAT SHIT.

AND WTF. WE USED CONDOMS. DID ONE BREAK?

OH GOD. OH GOD.

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:46:53 UTC

CHILD SUPPORT FOR A LITTER OR ABORTION

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:48:40 UTC

OH GOD. HOW BIG IS A LITTER?

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 05:56:53 UTC

FOUR TO SIX

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 05:59:47 UTC

CAN'T YOU EAT THEM OR SOMETHING?

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 06:00:55 UTC

I CAN'T EAT SIX WHOLE BABIES BY MYSELF

YOU WANNA HELP ME, HUH?

bootybuccaneer May 4 2010, 06:01:42 UTC

CAN'T YOU SAVE THEM FOR LATER? LIKE IN A ZIPLOCK?

I'M NOT REALLY INTO RED MEAT.

bootaybitch May 4 2010, 06:03:43 UTC

YOU WILL EAT IT. YOU'LL EAT IT AND LIKE IT

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