BLOODY TERRY AHOY

Jan 16, 2004 11:00

Dean man where are you? I need to give you your mardi gras beads but you haven't been waiting outside the commonroom per usual. You may have any beads in the following colours: plastic pink, fake ruby-red, toxic waste green, shiny yellow, livid scarlet, or swamp-bottom brown. Purple are of course for me and the beetle black I am keeping so that I may drape them over Millicent in the future.

New Orleans fulfilled all my many expectations. I drank a number of hurricanes, tripped on a headstone, snogged Bloody Mary, and puked on a transvestite's platform shoes, who then retaliated by strangling me with her garter. What a grip on that girl.
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