what a morning

[boot_boy]

Darkness and pain.

Broken-hearted over Millicent last night. In terrible, distracted state, crawled under the stairs with divineparvati, ate sixty-four purple Every Flavor Beans and hallucinated like mad. For half the night I thought I was a lemon-scented finger towel. When I awoke, my favorite trousers were gone, and Parvati was attached to my midsection like

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[divineparvati]

FLAKY? What about everything you said Last night? Well - not that I can actually Remember, but surely with your Charms, you must have said some rather Charming things. RIGHT?

Flaky. FLAKY. Hmph.

[boot_boy]

Look, Patil. If you want to know if anything happened, go into the girls' bathroom and check your naked body for black lipstick traces. Or hey, you could get your twin sister to do it.

Dammit, my eyes are crossing. Woman, leave me in peace!

[divineparvati]

Do you ever want to see your pants Again?

~ Parvati

[deanthomas]

Give them back. I beg you. He's taken to walking around in his skivvies in protest. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.

[divineparvati]

I'm certainly not Objecting.