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Also, the following ficlet was written today during Math class. Because I was bored.
So bored -BG
Same here -BB
Batman is doing the hamster angst thing -BG
ROFL: Not bat angst? -BB
Well, it is difficult to angst upside-down -BG
True -BB
But I bet Batman could angst while wearing a tutu -BB
Aagh did you have to share that image? -BG
Sorry -BB
Liar -BG
Yep -BB
Sooooooo bored -BG
Also traumatized -BG
Poor Boosterbaby -BB
Bite me. Hard. -BG
Not now, dear, we’re in public -BB
You suck -BG
Still in public -BB
Yeah, yeah -BG
Pizza later? -BG
Mm, pizza -BB
Count me in -BB
Yay -BG
OMG, I think Bea has porn -BG
Are you serious? -BB
Porn during a meeting? -BB
I can’t imagine what else she’s giggling over -BG
Most people don’t giggle over porn -BB
Are you serious? -BG
But it’s so bad -BG
Porn is bad? -BB
You saying porn is bad? -BB
Not all porn -BG
Just this time’s porn -BG
Amish porn is pretty funny -BB
? -BG
Ankles -BB
I think that’s Amish porn -BB
Just ankles? -BG
Wow -BG
Note to self: do not be Amish -BG
Dum dum dum -BG
That had better not be a commentary on me -BB
Especially since it’s spelled “dumb” -BB
No commentary -BG
Just humming -BG
So. Bored. -BG
I think we’ve discussed this already -BB
Think if we start making out they’ll let us leave? -BG
Spit doesn’t go down the lung pipe, Ted -BG
Ted? -BG
You’re sitting right next to me -BG
I know that you’re getting these -BG
We’re not making out, Booster -BB
Why not? -BG
I’m hot, you’re hot, we both want pizza -BG
We’re both bored -BG
…Boredom isn’t a reason to make out -BB
…You think I’m hot? -BB
I don’t think you’re hot, Ted -BG
You are hot -BG
And bendy -BG
Bendy is also hot -BG
The blush is also kinda hot -BG
I’m not blushing -BB
Then you’re getting a sunburn from the lights -BG
Which also works -BG
I can take you to the infirmary -BG
We can play doctor and then go for pizza -BG
You’re such a perv -BB
Yeah -BG
But your hand’s on my thigh -BG
So it is -BB
END
Hope you enjoyed!