Underneath It All.... (Torchwood crack!fic)

[booster17]

Title: Underneath It All….
Rating: 15 for flirting, and banter.
Setting: Early Torchwood season 1.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Word count: 611
Disclaimer: All Torchwood stuff and staff belong to the mighty BBC.
Summary: Jack’s deepest, darkest secret is known only to one man : Ianto Jones. Crack!fic.

Author's Notes: Inspired by a late

Comments

[elementalv]

Having just finished watching Torchwood with all its lovely boy and girl slash (poor Owen is the only one who hasn't tasted the delights to be found in his own gender), this story was perfect.

Thank you!

[twirls you]

[booster17]

*polite cough* Owen, episode one.

Jack and Ianto are the new Jeeves and Wooster.

[elementalv]

Hm. I don't remember that. I'll have to go back for a rewatch.

[uninvitedcat]

He uses the alien rohypnol on the girl's boyfriend, and they all go off together...

[elementalv]

Doh! I remember now.