*deep breath* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh. my. Sweet. Jesus. It was so perfectly horrid. The acting! The faux!artsy camera angles! The whole fucking Cullen clan! Jasper's facial expression are priceless. I want an icon set of them. Now. I just. Words cannot describe. SPARKLES. MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLES GUYS. THEY DID IT. IT WAS MAGICAL. CAPS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS MY LAUGHING AT THE SPARKLES. It was the greatest waste of my movie going money ever...at least until the DBZ movie.
And now, I propose a moment of silence for all the makeup lost in the palification (real word as of now) of all those vamps.
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Why the fuck can't I find my Edward dancin' up on Prince gif?!?! I needs it so hard right now.
Edit: Found that shit!