Uh-oh....
"Hi, can you tell me why I can't get my email? I can surf the internet fine, but retrieving my emails won't go. Also, the digital tv service I get from you won't let me watch any channels."
"You say you can surf the internet fine?"
"Yup."
"......There's been a mistake along the line. You shouldn't have internet either. That'll be fixed in a moment. Please talk to customer services about paying your bill."
"....."
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So, maybe I shouldn't have asked. Hopefully, back on in a moment, assuming this actually posts.
"You say you can surf the internet fine?"
"Yup."
"......There's been a mistake along the line. You shouldn't have internet either. That'll be fixed in a moment. Please talk to customer services about paying your bill."
"....."
~ + ~
So, maybe I shouldn't have asked. Hopefully, back on in a moment, assuming this actually posts.