Who's the Mummy? (quick drabble)
As inspired by speakr2customrs here, I present a quick drabble :
Who's the Mummy?
"Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately." "Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."
“Really, Buffy,” Joyce Summers said absent mindedly, “I thought I raised you better than that. Put your panties back on.”
Joyce regarded Giles thoughtfully. “There is no Parent Teacher night, is there?” Giles sadly nodded in reply.
Buffy’s jaw dropped in realisation. “No!” she wailed, “I don’t want another sibling!”
Who's the Mummy?
"Dear me," Giles said. "In order to save the world, you must get pregnant by a vampire immediately." "Darn," said Buffy. She sighed and lay down on the library table, kicking her panties off. "Well, don't just stand there, go get Spike and/or Angel and tell them to get porking."
“Really, Buffy,” Joyce Summers said absent mindedly, “I thought I raised you better than that. Put your panties back on.”
Joyce regarded Giles thoughtfully. “There is no Parent Teacher night, is there?” Giles sadly nodded in reply.
Buffy’s jaw dropped in realisation. “No!” she wailed, “I don’t want another sibling!”