Issue #5: I Was A Yankee Doodle Zombie (25% Droning)

[boostedfailure]

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden Road

[Mike was up with a start looking around.  Mayfield, still this hole, still, why was it he thought he had memories growing up here.  Completely nonsensical ones, maybe getting up and looking around the house would help.  Probably not though, it was still a prison.  Putting on his flight ring he let out a breath and

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[Phone] [Droning@75%]

[notasidedick]

[Awkward long pause.] Fake? What do you mean a dream about living here? Haven't we always lived here? [He's so confused. Most of his memories had been replaced. He keeps getting a memory flash once in awhile about a place he feels like he should be familiar with though.]

That. That doesn't sound right though.

[boostedfailure]

"Yes. Batman is totally in Mayfield in the 1950's. Or wait according to the comic I read you need to be skipping around in ridiculous red tights. Something IS messing with our minds."

[notasidedick]

Batman. What does Batman have to do with this? [The reminder of a dark night and a scalloped cape. Odd.] You've lost me. I have no recollection of any of this, but...I feel like believing what I know isn't right. But at the same time, I can't remember anything else but living here for the most part.

[boostedfailure]

"Ever hear of a place called Gotham City?"

[notasidedick]

No. Yes... it scrapes at the back of my mind. [What the hell is going on.]

[boostedfailure]

"How about Barbara Gordon? That ring any bells?"

[notasidedick]

[Ginger hair. Glasses. But it's just a fleeting memory.] How much am I missing? Because this sounds like more then just a few replaced memories.

[boostedfailure]

"I dunno... We weren't that close. You stole my best friend's girl from him and called me nuts when I said a lunatic with mind control was out there."

[notasidedick]

What? [Wow, way to confuse someone. Like, who says that out of the blue. Your execution is a little off dear.] Should I apologize for those? I don't remember either of these two...

Wait, Dick is expecting Booster Gold NOT to be an idiot?

[boostedfailure]

"Its in the past. I'm not going to loose any sleep over it, but, like, try to focus on one of those memories like Gotham, or Batman... Maybe the Justice League or something? Either that or something insane like running off to join the circus. Brain washing is all about finding the parts that are nuts."

DICK DOESN'T KNOW BETTER. Also I'm laughing so hard ilu.

[notasidedick]

I never ran off to join a circus. [I grew up on one.]...To hell, this place can do this to us? [Pissed is a light way of putting how he feels about this.] This isn't permanent is it? I rather not spend whoever knows how long here trying to remember something I should know.

WELL HE SHOULD! He's not Bruce and this is freaking Booster Gold!

[boostedfailure]

"C'mon, back home we got brainwashed every odd Thursday, you can beat this stuff, right? Or am I really better than the Bat at something?"

[He actually sounds shocked at that part]

>:T Maybe he thought you were capable. Gawsh

[notasidedick]

I don't think it was that often. I think I had more problems with the crazy sort of people. [Oh wait...]

I think you should know that I love complaining. And this really goes under being worth complaining about.

Well in his own retarded way he sort of is

[boostedfailure]

"Gotham did have a lot of nutjobs. Like the Joker, man he was something else, huh?"

Oh Boosty. We love you and your derpy ways.

[notasidedick]

It...I guess it did. I still can't remember a lot yet. But it's more then what I was trying to figure out earlier. I know I definitely didn't like the joker. [Laughs a little.]

[boostedfailure]

"And that guy with the scar that made his face like... TWO faces... And uh, Ivy is in town with her creepy plants. I dunno, I tried to avoid Gotham if I could."