Rookie/Bobby, PG/NC-17

[the_reverand]

I wrote a drouble for boosh_shorts based on eggnogged’s Mint Royale Fast Fuse universe. Then I went a bit mad and had to expand on it. With porn.

Fandom: Mint Royale (eggnogged’s Fast Fuse Universe!)
Pairing: undercover!Neil/OC!Barratt
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Notes: Years prior to events of Fast Fuse. Many thanks to eggnogged for giving me permission to play in her sandbox.

Comments

[ftw302]

AWWWWWWWWRIIIGHT PORN ADDITION!

seeing a post like that on my flist is like hearing the ice-cream man coming down the street :3 :3 :3

EDIT: Okay more details. I love how you based Neil's fashion on what I drew, which I based on what you wrote XD Oh god we made a mobius strip. Also the puns. Bobby. I giggled. Now there are 2 Julian Barret characters running around the Fast Fuse universe, though. You know what you need to do.

[the_reverand]

That is quite a compliment! I love ice cream trucks! :D

The cop hat was too good! We have broken the laws of physics maybe! :D

Haha, oh. If you mean some OC!Barratt on OC!Barratt action... I'm not sure my mind can handle it!

Thank you, dear!

[pitpony13]

Love, love, love. <3

[the_reverand]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! :)

[greenpixiehair]

“Find a boyfriend, yeah? One who likes kittens!”

Oh, Neil. They're both far too adorable ♥ I love this.

[the_reverand]

Hehe, the OC!Barratt got almost a bit *too* Howard-like by the end. It's cute porn! What have I done? :)

Thanks!

[vous_et_moi]

I like kittens he can be my boyfriend... ;___;

Well that was brilliant. Now I'm off to the highlands to buy pie (yes, really), I'll bring you some back. Nothing says 'I liked your story' more than a fresh pie from the glens of Scotland- fact.

[the_reverand]

I did not know this fact about pie, but I'm easily persuaded to believe almost anything when it comes to pie.

Thanks! :D

[otherbitch]

You know how much I loved this, right? I mean....Howard-sweetie-kitten-man gets a blowie in an alley...
So good! And the name 'Bobby' works on so many levels!

[the_reverand]

I'm glad you liked it! Apparently I either want my Barratt quiet and overbearing or quiet and kitten-like! :D Thank!

[otherbitch]

There are so many ways I like the Barratt, but my favorite has to be:
Barratt with exposed penis.
Anything beyond is just a cheeky bonus!<3

[the_reverand]

Haha, for some reason the first things that came to mind for me was accidental exposure, like, oops, it just slipped out, how'd that happen. Which seems a bit awkward and Howardy, maybe.

That's uh, probably not what you meant, though. :D