Furry time
I run a small animal shelter in Scotland that's having trouble, despite lots of help from our Booshy friends. We've currently got 25 rabbits, which Noel says will keep him entertained for quite a long time, even though, really, he would prefer it if we had hedgehogs. We're not too sure what he's going to do with the rabbits, but he says they're going to spend a lot of time together as soon as the Boosh have finished touring, and provided Dee hasn't eaten them all by then.
However, until that time, we're having a bit of a problem. We did contact Dixon Baindridge, and he said he could reduce our numbers by half, and further sceience. We're pretty sure that mutants are harder to look after, though, than your regular rabbits, rats, mice, hamsters and guinea pigs, and therefore his suggestion didn't really aid our current situation any more than Noel's.
Sue has volunteered her services too, but that was by pretty much becoming a guinea pig herself, which, while it provides much needed companionship to lonely guinea pigs and makes us question exactly what it is she and Noel have in common, dosn't actually help to feed and look after our animals.
Sue AND guinea pig
Sue THE guinea pig
Meanwhile Chris “Crunch” Corner has been helping by buying lots and lots of cages. We're not sure why, as he never seems to buy any animals - although he did once ask if children like bunnies as much as he's been led to believe, and we have it on good authority that he has some kind of dog at home.
"Woof woof!" "NO KIBBLEZ FOR YOU EATINGISCHEATINGOMG!!1!ONE"
So we decided to come up with a community which will allow you guys to request all sorts of stories relating to exactly why Chris Corner has bought so many cages or to ask whether Noel's affection for his 25 rabbits will incite Dee's ire. It's called tails_for_paws: you can request factual accounts of all sorts of heterosexual adventures as well as romantic stories about Noel and Batman (the rabbit). Come on, let's show those dirty slashers how it's done. We even have the infamous dr_ian on board - some of you may remember his fic Sanguine Lovings! All donations support a small animal shelter based in Edinburgh, which is crumbling despite Dixon Bainbridge's finest scientific equipment and advice.
However, until that time, we're having a bit of a problem. We did contact Dixon Baindridge, and he said he could reduce our numbers by half, and further sceience. We're pretty sure that mutants are harder to look after, though, than your regular rabbits, rats, mice, hamsters and guinea pigs, and therefore his suggestion didn't really aid our current situation any more than Noel's.
Sue has volunteered her services too, but that was by pretty much becoming a guinea pig herself, which, while it provides much needed companionship to lonely guinea pigs and makes us question exactly what it is she and Noel have in common, dosn't actually help to feed and look after our animals.
Sue AND guinea pig
Sue THE guinea pig
Meanwhile Chris “Crunch” Corner has been helping by buying lots and lots of cages. We're not sure why, as he never seems to buy any animals - although he did once ask if children like bunnies as much as he's been led to believe, and we have it on good authority that he has some kind of dog at home.
"Woof woof!" "NO KIBBLEZ FOR YOU EATINGISCHEATINGOMG!!1!ONE"
So we decided to come up with a community which will allow you guys to request all sorts of stories relating to exactly why Chris Corner has bought so many cages or to ask whether Noel's affection for his 25 rabbits will incite Dee's ire. It's called tails_for_paws: you can request factual accounts of all sorts of heterosexual adventures as well as romantic stories about Noel and Batman (the rabbit). Come on, let's show those dirty slashers how it's done. We even have the infamous dr_ian on board - some of you may remember his fic Sanguine Lovings! All donations support a small animal shelter based in Edinburgh, which is crumbling despite Dixon Bainbridge's finest scientific equipment and advice.