Hansel+Gretel: a true tale of love, lies and MEGA
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dee-el and noelel live with their loving father herr barratt but the had no mother and one day he married an ugly evil step mother (dont worry it not julia!) and she wanted to kill noelel and dee-el so they ran away in the forrest and left a trail of pies to lead them home but dee-el got hungry and ate them all so they were LOST./ they came to a house that was made of gingerbread and cake and sweets and started to om nom nom away at it but a wicked witch tramp dog called janine lived there and she was very angry and wanted to punish them.
dee-el stuffed janine's tramp arse in the oven and when she was nicely cooked they ate her and also the whole house so they were nice and chubz and mega and they rode home on a magical suenicorn to find that their loving father had dumped the evil stepmother and married julia davis THE END
dee-el and noelel live with their loving father herr barratt but the had no mother and one day he married an ugly evil step mother (dont worry it not julia!) and she wanted to kill noelel and dee-el so they ran away in the forrest and left a trail of pies to lead them home but dee-el got hungry and ate them all so they were LOST./ they came to a house that was made of gingerbread and cake and sweets and started to om nom nom away at it but a wicked witch tramp dog called janine lived there and she was very angry and wanted to punish them.
dee-el stuffed janine's tramp arse in the oven and when she was nicely cooked they ate her and also the whole house so they were nice and chubz and mega and they rode home on a magical suenicorn to find that their loving father had dumped the evil stepmother and married julia davis THE END