Mar 18, 2005 08:20
#1- SPIN IN A CIRCLE 57 TIMES.
#2- ONCE YOU REGAIN YOUR SIGHT, SING THE ABC'S.
#3- NOW, SING IT BACKWARDS WHILE DRINKING COKE.
#4- ONCE THE NAUSIA IS SUBSIDED, CROSS ALL YOUR TOES.
#5- YOU MAY SIT DOWN NOW.
#6- SIT SILENTLY UNTIL SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT.
#7- REPLY: "JUST HAVING A STARING CONTEST W/ INGRID!!"
#8- THERE WILL NOW BE A LONG AKWARD SILENCE.
#9- CONTINUE WITH: "WERE PLAYING MONOPOLY NOW."
#10- THERE WILL NOW BE ANOTHER LONG AKWARD SILENCE.
#11- PROCEED TO SAY: "I'M WINNING."
#12- RUN AWAY SCREAMING, THEN SIT @ A DIFFERENT SEAT.
#13- TRY TO COUNT AIR MOLECULES FOR 10 MINUTES.
#14- PAPERCLIP THE TOP OF YOUR EAR TO THE BOTTOM.
#15- ONCE IT COMES OFF, LOUDLY SAY "OOGINRASH!"
#16- STAND UP.
#17- BOW REPEDITIVELY UNTIL YOU FEEL INSANE.