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I'm such a cunt.
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy New Year!
Let's do this entry Yahoo News-style!
Top Stories
- Min got me into fishing! I thought that seeing as I work for the Minister for Fisheries, I should be able to say that I've been fishing recently. Anyway, we went tonight and I caught my very first fish!!! It was a herring and it was cool.
- I couldn't sleep, so I am sitting at my computer at 3:50am. I'm going to be so fucked tomorrow.
- I decided on a career path! I'm going to uni to major in law and sociology/history/politics/philosophy/economics (and tentatively journalism and theology (don't laugh) with the aim of specialising in international law. Then I'm going to work for the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade for at least 2 years in Canberra and then try and get an overseas posting.
- I don't know whether I'm comfortable working for a place that is an acronym that describes the state of my pants...D-FAT?
ha
ha
I don't get it.
World
- I'm thinking of learning a different language and moving out of this country. Maybe French. Comments?
- So, Ariel Sharon is dying? Why do powerful and influential people always seem to die before they do what they would be remembered for? Yitzhak Rabin anyone?
National
- I hate the IR reforms and the anti-terrorism-one-stop-shop for the detrioration of our civil rights
- It's hot isn't it?
- My house is a mess, it really needs a clean-up.
- I bought a Rage Against the Machine guitar tab book today, it rocks.
- I am seriously considering Dreadlocks. My hair will have to grow quite a bit first.
Politics (You won't find morals or truth here!)
- I hate my job. I have turned into the go-to-guy for malicious rumours and gossip.
- U.S. Mid-Terms elections coming up in November. If the Dems get a clean-sweep, theres a chance that impeachment is on the cards, but that's a big ask.
My prediction:
Abramoff bribery scandal engulfs at least 20 Members of Congress and causes maximum damage. Ethics is key issue for campaign overshadowing Iraq, allowing the Democrats to excel on bread and butter isssues.
Who will be the Majority Leader this time next year? Your guess is as good as mine.
Business
- When they heard the joke about the rich man and the poor man's Christmas presents for their wives, the record companies decided to crack down on sites that contain lyrics and song tablature. This year their wives will get the dildo as well as the Mercedes so if she doesn't like the car she can go fuck herself!. Ho Ho Ho Merr...oh fuck it.
- The Australian Wheat Board is deeply engulfed in scandal following revelations that they were involved in the Iraqi "Oil for Food" Scandal. When most people heard this they really didn't give a toss.
Science
- I really wish I could travel to another planet. Not Mars or whatever. I would go to Neptune or Pluto or to another Solar System. That would be the greatest experience of my life.
- Did you hear the one about the South Korean Scientist? Yeah, me too. It wasn't very funny was it.
Technology
- I downloaded Mozilla Firefox which is cool, but running it with Norton Anti-Virus is not. Took me hours to get it to work.
- Some dumb shit keeps trying to hack into my computer. What a dumb shit. If I ever found out where he lived I would go over his house and jam his computer so far up his ass that he'd be begging to just cuddle.
What a dumb cunt.
- Winamp is the most awesome program ever and my MP3 player is sweet!
Health
- I'm discovering I'm in much better shape than I thought, but I am considering joining a gym.
- My mental health is suffering greatly as it's becoming apparent that I am losing all sense of value and purpose in life. Most of the time I am ok, but nighttime is the hardest. It hurts.
- I wonder why cigarettes and cigars are legal yet marijuana isn't. Surely if you could get spleef from the chemist it would make it a lot safer for people who will use it anyway. It would also be a great source of revenue for the treasury and maybe we'd become a more tolerant and understanding nation with a remixed national anthem to make it reggae.
Entertainment
- Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister are the best shows ever! I've been practising Sir Humphrey's techniques to improve my inner-civil servant!
- Anyone who hasn't seen the Sopranos yet really should. Such a good show.
- Is anyone else getting sick of Hollywood movies? If you are I suggest getting into Arthouse and Foreign Cinema. There are some great little cinemas around like the Luna in Leederville.
- I've gotten to the stage where I feel like I've seen every movie I go to within the first 30 minutes of the movie starting. Sucks eh!
Sports
- I wish I was friends with some cricket fanatics, I have this unhealthy need to go down to the nets all the time.
- Australia thrashed South Africa! I was so sure we were going to lose that one.
- I can't wait until Luke organises Indoor Soccer, it will be so cool!
Odd News
- Boonie says "cunt" a lot in this entry. Mass-offence caused.
- Boonie actually went fishing!
Opinion
- Cunt is a cool word.
- George Bush is a fucking cunt, Howard is an asslicking little weasel and Matt Birney eats babies...
Say it with me kids!
- I have turned into a strictly moralistic person. I don't know what bought this on, but here I am.
My suspicion is that I finally got sick of doing dumb and regretable stuff and losing sleep over it even years later. Dumb cunt....
Yeah! *Does the Yahoo News-style dance* Break it down.
End of Song
Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy New Year!
Let's do this entry Yahoo News-style!
Top Stories
- Min got me into fishing! I thought that seeing as I work for the Minister for Fisheries, I should be able to say that I've been fishing recently. Anyway, we went tonight and I caught my very first fish!!! It was a herring and it was cool.
- I couldn't sleep, so I am sitting at my computer at 3:50am. I'm going to be so fucked tomorrow.
- I decided on a career path! I'm going to uni to major in law and sociology/history/politics/philosophy/economics (and tentatively journalism and theology (don't laugh) with the aim of specialising in international law. Then I'm going to work for the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade for at least 2 years in Canberra and then try and get an overseas posting.
- I don't know whether I'm comfortable working for a place that is an acronym that describes the state of my pants...D-FAT?
ha
ha
I don't get it.
World
- I'm thinking of learning a different language and moving out of this country. Maybe French. Comments?
- So, Ariel Sharon is dying? Why do powerful and influential people always seem to die before they do what they would be remembered for? Yitzhak Rabin anyone?
National
- I hate the IR reforms and the anti-terrorism-one-stop-shop for the detrioration of our civil rights
- It's hot isn't it?
- My house is a mess, it really needs a clean-up.
- I bought a Rage Against the Machine guitar tab book today, it rocks.
- I am seriously considering Dreadlocks. My hair will have to grow quite a bit first.
Politics (You won't find morals or truth here!)
- I hate my job. I have turned into the go-to-guy for malicious rumours and gossip.
- U.S. Mid-Terms elections coming up in November. If the Dems get a clean-sweep, theres a chance that impeachment is on the cards, but that's a big ask.
My prediction:
Abramoff bribery scandal engulfs at least 20 Members of Congress and causes maximum damage. Ethics is key issue for campaign overshadowing Iraq, allowing the Democrats to excel on bread and butter isssues.
Who will be the Majority Leader this time next year? Your guess is as good as mine.
Business
- When they heard the joke about the rich man and the poor man's Christmas presents for their wives, the record companies decided to crack down on sites that contain lyrics and song tablature. This year their wives will get the dildo as well as the Mercedes so if she doesn't like the car she can go fuck herself!. Ho Ho Ho Merr...oh fuck it.
- The Australian Wheat Board is deeply engulfed in scandal following revelations that they were involved in the Iraqi "Oil for Food" Scandal. When most people heard this they really didn't give a toss.
Science
- I really wish I could travel to another planet. Not Mars or whatever. I would go to Neptune or Pluto or to another Solar System. That would be the greatest experience of my life.
- Did you hear the one about the South Korean Scientist? Yeah, me too. It wasn't very funny was it.
Technology
- I downloaded Mozilla Firefox which is cool, but running it with Norton Anti-Virus is not. Took me hours to get it to work.
- Some dumb shit keeps trying to hack into my computer. What a dumb shit. If I ever found out where he lived I would go over his house and jam his computer so far up his ass that he'd be begging to just cuddle.
What a dumb cunt.
- Winamp is the most awesome program ever and my MP3 player is sweet!
Health
- I'm discovering I'm in much better shape than I thought, but I am considering joining a gym.
- My mental health is suffering greatly as it's becoming apparent that I am losing all sense of value and purpose in life. Most of the time I am ok, but nighttime is the hardest. It hurts.
- I wonder why cigarettes and cigars are legal yet marijuana isn't. Surely if you could get spleef from the chemist it would make it a lot safer for people who will use it anyway. It would also be a great source of revenue for the treasury and maybe we'd become a more tolerant and understanding nation with a remixed national anthem to make it reggae.
Entertainment
- Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister are the best shows ever! I've been practising Sir Humphrey's techniques to improve my inner-civil servant!
- Anyone who hasn't seen the Sopranos yet really should. Such a good show.
- Is anyone else getting sick of Hollywood movies? If you are I suggest getting into Arthouse and Foreign Cinema. There are some great little cinemas around like the Luna in Leederville.
- I've gotten to the stage where I feel like I've seen every movie I go to within the first 30 minutes of the movie starting. Sucks eh!
Sports
- I wish I was friends with some cricket fanatics, I have this unhealthy need to go down to the nets all the time.
- Australia thrashed South Africa! I was so sure we were going to lose that one.
- I can't wait until Luke organises Indoor Soccer, it will be so cool!
Odd News
- Boonie says "cunt" a lot in this entry. Mass-offence caused.
- Boonie actually went fishing!
Opinion
- Cunt is a cool word.
- George Bush is a fucking cunt, Howard is an asslicking little weasel and Matt Birney eats babies...
Say it with me kids!
- I have turned into a strictly moralistic person. I don't know what bought this on, but here I am.
My suspicion is that I finally got sick of doing dumb and regretable stuff and losing sleep over it even years later. Dumb cunt....
Yeah! *Does the Yahoo News-style dance* Break it down.
End of Song