Feb 20, 2008 13:28
So what's two months old licks me everywehere and sleeps in my bed. A kitten. Sabrina and myself purchased a kitten from the human society. It's really fucking cute. It's gray and has green eyes and is able to shoot lightning from it's eyes and shit thunder. However there might also be a 2 and half year old puppy coming into my life, which would be even cooler. However, being the pet pedo that I am, I'll probably lose interest after they get older and lose those cute youthful charms. Except for the dog, dos's are always cute, cats just get steadily less cute and still don't learn any tricks or obey my every order. You can't run a mock communist state in your bedroom if half the pet proletariat doesn't serve your will.