Either that or I'm slightly drunk.
So, picture this:
You're out at a bar and you're gettin' your groove thaaang on (or whatever you happen to do at bars) and you happen to meet Yoochun. You're a bit tipsy and one thing leads to another and then you end up back at his place. He's getting naked and he's getting you naked, and when he gets his underwear off you manage to catch a peek of what he's packing and it's fucking small.
What do you do? Do you just roll with it anyway? Do you bail? Do you just blow him and skip the sex? Do you laugh?
... no seriously, this is a legitimate question.
Kinda.
OH and this is totally my favorite dong bang pick rn guys.
Seriously, what a diva.