Ugh.

[boomermel]

Hi, my name is Random Condominium Guest and I'm going to yell at Mel in an offensively loud baritone voice because it's raining outside.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER OR ANYTHING, GOD.

In other scintillating news, I ordered earrings with owls on them. OWLS, I SAY.

I can barely wait.