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Some day I am going to write a book that will not get published and that no one will buy called: "The Half-Assed Approach to Compromising Towards Better Health." So far, I have two things of which I have thought of in the past year or so, and that I'm sure everyone already knows, but hey, nobody ever told me.
1. In your coffee, put 1 sweetener packet, and 1 sugar packet. You get the sugar taste with the added sweetness of what tastes like more than one packet.
2. Make eggs, but if you make 3, use only 1 yolk, etc. Same egg consistency and same taste and smell, but lighter and with LESS YOLKS SUCKA.
That's it. It'll be done in time for Christmas, 2036.
1. In your coffee, put 1 sweetener packet, and 1 sugar packet. You get the sugar taste with the added sweetness of what tastes like more than one packet.
2. Make eggs, but if you make 3, use only 1 yolk, etc. Same egg consistency and same taste and smell, but lighter and with LESS YOLKS SUCKA.
That's it. It'll be done in time for Christmas, 2036.