DUHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have been away for so long.
here is a list of things that have been a-happenin'
1. I work as a custom framer. This involves not only the custom framing of bad art and shitty posters....but also i get to listen to shitty customers complain about how expensive it is to frame something...as if i control prices....
Take your crap-ass "Scarface" poster and stick it up your ass....your sphincter would make a better frame anyways.
2. My loud puerto rican neighbors finally got evicted. No more overhearing fights about (and i quote from one of their finest fits...) "...im not eva beggin' you to fuckin sit on my face, slut!"
3. i painted a portrait of abe lincoln naked with a giant schlong balancing on a wheel of cheese holding a daisy and a steak knife....Tennille H. Dog is afraid of it, and she can't keep her eyes off it....neither can i....Abe Lincoln gets me hotttt!
4. I love the sarah Silverman program!!!!
5. someone jumped off the bridge on route niner yesterday...onto the ice....thus forcing me to sit in traffic on said bridge for a good half hour.....
6. i learned how to play "old joe clark" on banjo...
7. i gotta go...my time has just about run out. ( library computers on a sweet 48 minute timer....nice round number)
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
here is a list of things that have been a-happenin'
1. I work as a custom framer. This involves not only the custom framing of bad art and shitty posters....but also i get to listen to shitty customers complain about how expensive it is to frame something...as if i control prices....
Take your crap-ass "Scarface" poster and stick it up your ass....your sphincter would make a better frame anyways.
2. My loud puerto rican neighbors finally got evicted. No more overhearing fights about (and i quote from one of their finest fits...) "...im not eva beggin' you to fuckin sit on my face, slut!"
3. i painted a portrait of abe lincoln naked with a giant schlong balancing on a wheel of cheese holding a daisy and a steak knife....Tennille H. Dog is afraid of it, and she can't keep her eyes off it....neither can i....Abe Lincoln gets me hotttt!
4. I love the sarah Silverman program!!!!
5. someone jumped off the bridge on route niner yesterday...onto the ice....thus forcing me to sit in traffic on said bridge for a good half hour.....
6. i learned how to play "old joe clark" on banjo...
7. i gotta go...my time has just about run out. ( library computers on a sweet 48 minute timer....nice round number)
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH