So, I wanted to make a long rambly post about-- something, I don't know, but I'm tired (like everyone else, the holidays have thrown my body clock out of whack, going to bed at 3-4am and getting up at 1-2pm is not very awesome - though my body is rarely in whack, so) and I have a temperature, and every-fucking-thing to do for college that I chose not to do in the first two weeks of these damn holidays, along with two fics and blah blah blah whatever.
Instead: meme time!
Snagged from
elenielofnarnia 1. pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. post them here for everyone to guess.
4. fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search function
Film.
1.
"She's gonna be uncontrollably spastic."
2.
"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"
"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
Iron Man - guessed by
twistdmentality 3.
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - guessed by
pcdarkrose 4.
"Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head?"
"Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?"
"What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?"
"I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes."
"What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some-"
Dogma - guessed by
kitten_of_rain &
dk2022 5.
"You should put up a note in the ladies locker room."
"Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!"
Burn After Reading - guessed by
elenielofnarnia Telly.
6.
"It's like she's no one."
"No one is no one."
"Now you sound like me."
"Take that back."
Life - guessed by
twistdmentality 7.
"That's fighting dirty."
"That's fighting smart sir. Don't get me wrong I give him a fair wage... if he lives."
Heroes - guessed by
twistdmentality 8.
"We are beacons on the road to enlightenment."
"No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you."
"Nice work on the metaphor."
"Thank you."
9.
"Where the hell were you?"
"I was at the Laker game. It went into overtime."
"A ball game? I nearly died because you were at a ball game?"
"It wasn't just a ball game. It was a play-off game. At the party later, I met this dish named Martha."
"I guess I can thank God you didn't spend the night with this Martha."
"Well, I did."
10.
"The city can handle that?"
"Yes. Theoretically."
"Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?"
"What? Um, somewhere between."
Stargate: Atlantis - guessed by
bergann 11.
"You were actually enjoying that predicament back there. At times you seem quite human."
"I hardly believe that insults are in your line as my commanding officer."
12.
"You're still disgusting!"
"Wouldn't have it any other way!"
13.
"It's not that heavy at all!"
"It's much lighter without the ego."
Sings & Arrows - guessed by
kitten_of_rain 14.
"Does the word "incarcerate" mean anything to you?"
"Well it's from the Medieval Latin, "incarcerata...”"
"Medieval Latin? You let a perp go and you're giving me Medieval Latin?"
"Actually, "perpetrator" is also Latin, from "perpetrare...”"
"Shut up, ok? Just shut up."
due South - guessed by
kitten_of_rain15.
"St-St..."
"Stalking me?"
"St-St..."
"Stabbing me?"
"St-st..."
"Stealing my organs after you stab me?"
"St-st..."
"Stitching a skin suit out of my dead corpse after you stab me and steal my organs?"