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[boom_meup]

Hi.

My name is Fred.

And I work in a button factory.

One day, my boss came up to me, and said:

Hey Fred - what's this one do?

I said dunno! Push it.

And he was blown up.

I don't work there anymore.

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[find_me_soaring]

Hi.

My name is Angelina.

And I have this friend.

One day, this friend disappeared off the face of the earth and I said:

"Hey Fred - what the hell?"

He didn't answer.

He better have blown up.

[boom_meup]

Maybe I actually turned into an invisible ghost and was haunting you!

[find_me_soaring]

Ghosts are no fun.

How the hell are you to play quidditch if you're transparent?

[boom_meup]

Hm.

Don't really know.... but if we made Harry into a ghost, we'd have one hell of a seeker!

[find_me_soaring]

haha

You pitch the idea to him and see what he says. But I don't think Harry would like the idea of being made dead.

[boom_meup]

Oh.

Well, yeah. I suppose you've a point there.

Too bad, really. It's just what the team could use to... uh.. boost morale or something.

[find_me_soaring]

Yeah. A dead seeker would definitely make us all happier.

...

But don't change the subject!
I didn't get to see you or your fam over the break and I have to say.... I feel a little unwanted here.
You're my best friend!
LIKE WHAT THE HELL!?

[boom_meup]

Who was changing the subject?? That's what we started on, yo!

But it's true. And it was sad. There was a definite lack of Angelina around Hogwart's. We stayed here... Mum and Dad were off visiting Charlie in Romania. We weren't wanted.

aAhahahaha.

Yeah right. They always want us.

[find_me_soaring]

Oh well that's even worse. I wish I'd stayed.

Did anything exciting happen??

[boom_meup]

Nah.

Well.

We sent Mum, Dad and Charlie a toilet seat from Myrtle's loo.

Buuut other than that. Nadda. Not a thing.

How was your break?

[find_me_soaring]

Haha that explains Mertyle's extra loud moaning.

My break was horrid. House arrest with my Dad. Couldn't visit friends. Tried to sneak out once and nearly broke my leg in the process.

Altogether a frustrating holiday. And I didn't hear from my Mum once.

But being back is good. You know, minus all the work.

[boom_meup]

What the hell?

Why were you under house arrest? What's goin' on, Ange?

[find_me_soaring]

The short version: My Dad's a nutter.

[us]
The long version is... complicated.

[boom_meup]

Sounds that way. Merlin.

[us]

Want to go for a walk?

ooc: New post?

[find_me_soaring]

Well it's nothing really new.

[us]
Always.

ooc: OF COURSE!

[find_me_soaring]

ooc: http://find-me-soaring.livejournal.com/4704.html