Recasting Repo
So... Kallie and I watched a shadow play of Repo: the Genetic Opera last week and we decided to recast it with various anime characters, and they are.
The Naruto recast(s)
Hyuuga recast
Hiashi stole Hizashi from Orochimaru, and now he will make Hiashi pay (and mentally scar his nephew in the process). Because Kabuto is addicted to the knife and Hanabi is Neji's... cousin.
Rotti: Orochimaru
Luigi: Sasuke
Amber: Kabuto
Pavi: Kimimaro
Nathan: Hiashi
Shiloh: Neji
Marni: Hizashi
Maggie: Hanabi
Graverobber: Naruto
Random people #1-3: Tenten, Lee, Gai (Everybody everybody) (Testify)
Akatsuki recast
Madara stole Pein away from Konan, and she will get her revenge. Orochimaru is addicted to the knife, Sasuke is an idiot, and Itachi has a great singing voice. Plus a debt to the Akatsuki for life. And Kisame is a sexy, sexy Graverobber.
Rotti: Konan
Luigi: Hidan
Amber: Orochimaru
Pavi: Deidara
Nathan: Madara
Shiloh: Sasuke
Marni: Pein
Maggie: Itachi
Graverobber: Kisame
Random people #1-3: Zetsu white, Zetsu black (Everybody everybody), Sasori
Konoha recast
After Asuma's death, Shikamaru had a mental breakdown and knows nothing, so Kurenai is keeping him closeted in his room. And Temari would make a great Graverobber, but Kallie doesn't ship that, so not for this recast. Kakashi is a jackass and pulled all his kids with him. No, we did not come up with this with Kakashi/Asuma in mind. That said, Shikaku/Asuma would be epic.
Rotti: Kakashi
Luigi: Naruto
Amber: Sasuke
Pavi: Sakura
Nathan: Kurenai
Shiloh: Shikamaru
Marni: Asuma
Maggie: Shikaku
Graverobber: Kankuro
Random people #1-3: Ino, Kiba (Everybody everybody), Genma
Suna recast
Chiyo and her gang are forcing Baki to work for them, and Gaara needs to be coddled, because otherwise he'd go nuts and kill them all. And Yashamaru is his idol. Who crossdresses onstage. And the family is split between following Chiyo, going independent like Temari, and being neutral by way of psychosis.
Rotti: Chiyo
Luigi: The Kaz
Amber: Sasori
Pavi: Kankuro
Nathan: Baki
Shiloh: Gaara
Marni: Karura
Maggie: Yashamaru
Graverobber: Temari
Random people #1-3: Cloud people (Killerbee (Everybody everybody), Raikage, fail!kidnapper)
Weiss Kreuz recast
Takatori stole Manx from Persia, so he has to work for him in exchange. Omi is the sweet innocent who has no idea what his father/uncle is up to. Aya is addicted to the knife, and Crawford is there for the lulz, and has nothing better to do. And then he fakes his death and runs away with Schuldig, who sold drugs because people were fuzzier that way.
Rotti: Persia
Luigi: Ken
Amber: Aya
Pavi: Yohji
Nathan: Takatori
Shiloh: Omi
Marni: Manx
Maggie: Crawford
Graverobber: Schuldig
Random people #1-3: Farfarello (Everybody everybody), Nagi, Tot
Soul Eater recast
Stein has blackmailed Deathscythe into doing sexual favors for him and killing people, and has Shinigami-sama in debt. Death the Kid is selling drugs to be as unlike his father as possible, and Maka has no personality. Chrona the it-thing is addicted to the knife.
Rotti: Stein
Luigi: Black Star
Amber: Chrona
Pavi: Thompson Sisters (Liz & Patti)
Nathan: Deathscythe
Shiloh: Maka
Marni: Medusa
Maggie: Shinigami-sama
Graverobber: Death the Kid
Random people #1-3: Soul, Blair, Free (Wolf-dude)(Everybody everybody)
Azumanga Daioh recast
Sakaki is secretly psychotic and wishes to kill everything she can, and Chiyo is the cute fluffy thing she keeps in her room because it's cute and can't be contaminated with anything else. Yomi's gang keeps her in line, but one day Sakaki will be free. Chiyo's dad's got pipes, and is made of win and awesome, much like Maggie's eyes. Yukari-sensei was a born drug dealer.
Rotti: Yomi
Luigi: Tomo
Amber: Osaka
Pavi: Kagura
Nathan: Sakaki
Shiloh: Chiyo
Marni: Kaorin
Maggie: Chiyo's dad
Graverobber: Yukari-sensei
Random people #1-3: Kimura (Everybody everybody), Nyamo, Schoolkids
Gurren Lagann recast
Simon is sheltering Nia from the truth of her origins, and Rossiu is blackmailing him with that so that he'll promote Rossiu's dictatorship. Adiane is addicted to the knife. Viral is obviously the Graverobber/storyteller. That's his purpose in life.
Rotti: Rossiu
Luigi: Kittan
Amber: Adiane
Pavi: Leeron
Nathan: Simon
Shiloh: Nia
Marni: Kamina
Maggie: Yoko
Graverobber: Viral
Random people #1-3: Sisters, Lord Genome (Everybody everybody)
Fushigi Yuugi recast
We threw this together because it fit the characters. We've both forgotten what the show was about, so make something up on your own here.
Rotti: Nakago
Luigi: Suboshi
Amber: Yui
Pavi: Amiboshi
Nathan: Hotohori
Shiloh: Tamahome
Marni: Nuriko
Maggie: Chichiri
Graverobber: Tasuki
Random people #1-3: Miaka (Everybody everybody), Keisuke, Tetusya
Saiyuki recast
Nii is threatening to remove Goku's limiter to keep Sanzo working for him. Kanzeon Bosatu is just hanging around, summarizing things and generally being very creepy. And Lirin is really Pavi. She really is.
Rotti: Nii
Luigi: Gyokumen
Amber: Dokugakuji
Pavi: Lirin
Nathan: Sanzo
Shiloh: Goku
Marni: Hakkai
Maggie: Gojyo
Graverobber: Kanzeon Bosatu
Random people #1-3: Hakuryuu, Nataku (Everybody everybody)
Yu-gi-oh recast
Yugi is threatening to kidnap Mokuba and brainwash him into thinking that he's Tristan, in order to blackmail Kaiba into making... a CARD GAME for him. Tea is addicted to the knife, and Duke Devlin is bringing sexy back. And Pegasus can sing.
Rotti: Yugi
Luigi: Joey
Amber: Tea
Pavi: Tristan
Nathan: Seto
Shiloh: Mokuba
Marni: Bakura
Maggie: Pegasus
Graverobber: Duke Devlin
Random people #1-3: Bandit Keith (Everybody, in America!), Mai, Rex & Weevil
Ouran recast
Kyouya is threatening to educate Haruhi in the ways of sex in order to use Tamaki's money and resources. Renge is addicted to the knife, and Haruhi is neither as cute or as innocent as Tamaki seems to think.
Rotti: Kyouya
Luigi: Hunny
Amber: Renge
Pavi: Mori
Nathan: Tamaki
Shiloh: Haruhi
Marni: Hikaru
Maggie: Kaoru
Graverobber: Nekozawa
Random people #1-3: Random
Evangelion recast
Gendo is threatening to re-locate Shinji (because they frown on same-sex couples adopting kids) so that Misato will work for him, Asuka is addicted to the knife, and Kaji is a sexy sexy beast.
Rotti: Gendo
Luigi: Toji
Amber: Asuka
Pavi: Kaworu
Nathan: Misato
Shiloh: Shinji
Marni: Ritusko
Maggie: Rei
Graverobber: Kaji
Random people #1-3: Kensuke, SEELE
The Naruto recast(s)
Hyuuga recast
Hiashi stole Hizashi from Orochimaru, and now he will make Hiashi pay (and mentally scar his nephew in the process). Because Kabuto is addicted to the knife and Hanabi is Neji's... cousin.
Rotti: Orochimaru
Luigi: Sasuke
Amber: Kabuto
Pavi: Kimimaro
Nathan: Hiashi
Shiloh: Neji
Marni: Hizashi
Maggie: Hanabi
Graverobber: Naruto
Random people #1-3: Tenten, Lee, Gai (Everybody everybody) (Testify)
Akatsuki recast
Madara stole Pein away from Konan, and she will get her revenge. Orochimaru is addicted to the knife, Sasuke is an idiot, and Itachi has a great singing voice. Plus a debt to the Akatsuki for life. And Kisame is a sexy, sexy Graverobber.
Rotti: Konan
Luigi: Hidan
Amber: Orochimaru
Pavi: Deidara
Nathan: Madara
Shiloh: Sasuke
Marni: Pein
Maggie: Itachi
Graverobber: Kisame
Random people #1-3: Zetsu white, Zetsu black (Everybody everybody), Sasori
Konoha recast
After Asuma's death, Shikamaru had a mental breakdown and knows nothing, so Kurenai is keeping him closeted in his room. And Temari would make a great Graverobber, but Kallie doesn't ship that, so not for this recast. Kakashi is a jackass and pulled all his kids with him. No, we did not come up with this with Kakashi/Asuma in mind. That said, Shikaku/Asuma would be epic.
Rotti: Kakashi
Luigi: Naruto
Amber: Sasuke
Pavi: Sakura
Nathan: Kurenai
Shiloh: Shikamaru
Marni: Asuma
Maggie: Shikaku
Graverobber: Kankuro
Random people #1-3: Ino, Kiba (Everybody everybody), Genma
Suna recast
Chiyo and her gang are forcing Baki to work for them, and Gaara needs to be coddled, because otherwise he'd go nuts and kill them all. And Yashamaru is his idol. Who crossdresses onstage. And the family is split between following Chiyo, going independent like Temari, and being neutral by way of psychosis.
Rotti: Chiyo
Luigi: The Kaz
Amber: Sasori
Pavi: Kankuro
Nathan: Baki
Shiloh: Gaara
Marni: Karura
Maggie: Yashamaru
Graverobber: Temari
Random people #1-3: Cloud people (Killerbee (Everybody everybody), Raikage, fail!kidnapper)
Weiss Kreuz recast
Takatori stole Manx from Persia, so he has to work for him in exchange. Omi is the sweet innocent who has no idea what his father/uncle is up to. Aya is addicted to the knife, and Crawford is there for the lulz, and has nothing better to do. And then he fakes his death and runs away with Schuldig, who sold drugs because people were fuzzier that way.
Rotti: Persia
Luigi: Ken
Amber: Aya
Pavi: Yohji
Nathan: Takatori
Shiloh: Omi
Marni: Manx
Maggie: Crawford
Graverobber: Schuldig
Random people #1-3: Farfarello (Everybody everybody), Nagi, Tot
Soul Eater recast
Stein has blackmailed Deathscythe into doing sexual favors for him and killing people, and has Shinigami-sama in debt. Death the Kid is selling drugs to be as unlike his father as possible, and Maka has no personality. Chrona the it-thing is addicted to the knife.
Rotti: Stein
Luigi: Black Star
Amber: Chrona
Pavi: Thompson Sisters (Liz & Patti)
Nathan: Deathscythe
Shiloh: Maka
Marni: Medusa
Maggie: Shinigami-sama
Graverobber: Death the Kid
Random people #1-3: Soul, Blair, Free (Wolf-dude)(Everybody everybody)
Azumanga Daioh recast
Sakaki is secretly psychotic and wishes to kill everything she can, and Chiyo is the cute fluffy thing she keeps in her room because it's cute and can't be contaminated with anything else. Yomi's gang keeps her in line, but one day Sakaki will be free. Chiyo's dad's got pipes, and is made of win and awesome, much like Maggie's eyes. Yukari-sensei was a born drug dealer.
Rotti: Yomi
Luigi: Tomo
Amber: Osaka
Pavi: Kagura
Nathan: Sakaki
Shiloh: Chiyo
Marni: Kaorin
Maggie: Chiyo's dad
Graverobber: Yukari-sensei
Random people #1-3: Kimura (Everybody everybody), Nyamo, Schoolkids
Gurren Lagann recast
Simon is sheltering Nia from the truth of her origins, and Rossiu is blackmailing him with that so that he'll promote Rossiu's dictatorship. Adiane is addicted to the knife. Viral is obviously the Graverobber/storyteller. That's his purpose in life.
Rotti: Rossiu
Luigi: Kittan
Amber: Adiane
Pavi: Leeron
Nathan: Simon
Shiloh: Nia
Marni: Kamina
Maggie: Yoko
Graverobber: Viral
Random people #1-3: Sisters, Lord Genome (Everybody everybody)
Fushigi Yuugi recast
We threw this together because it fit the characters. We've both forgotten what the show was about, so make something up on your own here.
Rotti: Nakago
Luigi: Suboshi
Amber: Yui
Pavi: Amiboshi
Nathan: Hotohori
Shiloh: Tamahome
Marni: Nuriko
Maggie: Chichiri
Graverobber: Tasuki
Random people #1-3: Miaka (Everybody everybody), Keisuke, Tetusya
Saiyuki recast
Nii is threatening to remove Goku's limiter to keep Sanzo working for him. Kanzeon Bosatu is just hanging around, summarizing things and generally being very creepy. And Lirin is really Pavi. She really is.
Rotti: Nii
Luigi: Gyokumen
Amber: Dokugakuji
Pavi: Lirin
Nathan: Sanzo
Shiloh: Goku
Marni: Hakkai
Maggie: Gojyo
Graverobber: Kanzeon Bosatu
Random people #1-3: Hakuryuu, Nataku (Everybody everybody)
Yu-gi-oh recast
Yugi is threatening to kidnap Mokuba and brainwash him into thinking that he's Tristan, in order to blackmail Kaiba into making... a CARD GAME for him. Tea is addicted to the knife, and Duke Devlin is bringing sexy back. And Pegasus can sing.
Rotti: Yugi
Luigi: Joey
Amber: Tea
Pavi: Tristan
Nathan: Seto
Shiloh: Mokuba
Marni: Bakura
Maggie: Pegasus
Graverobber: Duke Devlin
Random people #1-3: Bandit Keith (Everybody, in America!), Mai, Rex & Weevil
Ouran recast
Kyouya is threatening to educate Haruhi in the ways of sex in order to use Tamaki's money and resources. Renge is addicted to the knife, and Haruhi is neither as cute or as innocent as Tamaki seems to think.
Rotti: Kyouya
Luigi: Hunny
Amber: Renge
Pavi: Mori
Nathan: Tamaki
Shiloh: Haruhi
Marni: Hikaru
Maggie: Kaoru
Graverobber: Nekozawa
Random people #1-3: Random
Evangelion recast
Gendo is threatening to re-locate Shinji (because they frown on same-sex couples adopting kids) so that Misato will work for him, Asuka is addicted to the knife, and Kaji is a sexy sexy beast.
Rotti: Gendo
Luigi: Toji
Amber: Asuka
Pavi: Kaworu
Nathan: Misato
Shiloh: Shinji
Marni: Ritusko
Maggie: Rei
Graverobber: Kaji
Random people #1-3: Kensuke, SEELE