...this duvet cover SO MUCH. If only it came in a double...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zap-Doctor-Cyberman-Single-Duvet/dp/B000UUBSTM/ref=pd_bxgy_kh_text_b ETA: ZOMG it does. I can't...can I? Would it be too sad for words? Probably safest if you don't answer that one. Does everyone else only have sensible and grown up bedding?