AA Milne meets the Vampires...

[bookwormsarah]

This is entirely the fault of Nineveh_uk who suggested James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George DuPree was in cahoots with some local vampires...

James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George DuPree
Was a watcher in training, though he was only three
James James said to his mother:
"Slayer," spake he, he spake
"You must never go down to the bad end of town,
if you don't bring your stake.
Don't ever go down to the bad end of town,
if you don't bring your stake."

James James Morrison's mother put on her gown so bright
James James Morrison’s mother, went to the club that night
James James Morrison's mother
Neglected her garlic perfume
"Well, I can get down to the bad end of town”
But the bodies started to exhume.
“Well, I can get down to the bad end of town”
But the bodies started to exhume

The Council put up a notice: “Staked, Vamped or Slayed
James James Morrison's mother,
She seems to have been betrayed
Last seen leaving the club, to her death she was lured
She would hang around in the bad end of town--
A terrible fate was assured.
She would hang around in the bad end of town--
A terrible fate was assured.

James James Morrison Morrison, commonly known as "Jim"
Said to the other Watchers not to go blaming him
For James James said to his mother
"Slayer", spake he, he spake
"You must never go down to the bad end of town,
if you don't bring your stake.
Don't ever go down to the bad end of town,
if you don't bring your stake."

Now James James Morrison's mother,
She hasn't risen again, *
A relief, for staking your Mother
Is bad if you’re under ten.
And James James said to the council
The town must be UV lit
"If people go down to the bad end of town,
It is certain that they will get bit.
If people go down to the bad end of town,
It is certain that they will get bit."

*pronounce this ‘agen’ and it works.