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My typist plays this online RPG thing called Kingdom of Loathing. She's currently playing her secondary character, and has just run into a Weretaco.
I'm torn between the urge to laugh and the urge to lecture on why that would never work.
Excerpt: This is a weretaco -- an ordinary man, who, when the moon is full, turns into a half-man, half-taco monstrosity.
Incidentally, for you detail-oriented people out there -- the weretaco's lycanthropic cycle is not tied to Ronald or Grimace, but to some completely unrelated moon in some completely unrelated alternate dimension. That's why you never see him turn into a human. Seriously.
I have never heard of anything more absurd, but I nearly fell out of my chair when I read that.
A weretaco. Honestly.
My typist plays this online RPG thing called Kingdom of Loathing. She's currently playing her secondary character, and has just run into a Weretaco.
I'm torn between the urge to laugh and the urge to lecture on why that would never work.
Excerpt: This is a weretaco -- an ordinary man, who, when the moon is full, turns into a half-man, half-taco monstrosity.
Incidentally, for you detail-oriented people out there -- the weretaco's lycanthropic cycle is not tied to Ronald or Grimace, but to some completely unrelated moon in some completely unrelated alternate dimension. That's why you never see him turn into a human. Seriously.
I have never heard of anything more absurd, but I nearly fell out of my chair when I read that.
A weretaco. Honestly.