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I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 02:08:31 UTC
Aja Aja: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DOES NOT HELP? TELLING ME TO STOP TALKING TO YOU ABOUT MY MOST FAVORITE ICY PURPLE POWER SUIT WEARING GO QUEEN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Epon Schiele: THESE WORLDS HAVE VERY LITTLE IN COMMON
Epon Schiele: THIS WOULD BE AN INAPPROPRIATE CROSSOVER AND NOW I WANT FIC ABOUT IT ANYWAY
Aja Aja: God touya as the queen of fashion
Epon Schiele: hikago fashion au would be oiasdfjdsldkdfs
Aja Aja: i'm trying to imagine hikaru being like "WITH THIS FABRIC I CAN MAKE STARS AND PLANETS!"
Aja Aja: "I'LL CREATE A WHOLE UNIVERSE, HERE ON THIS SEWING TABLE"
Aja Aja: asdljflakfd Maybe Touya can just be like this amazing Go King who has become like, emperor of the Go world
Aja Aja: and Hikaru is his hapless personal assistant who's just like picking things up from him here and there and like, haphazardly becoming fucking amazing at Go
Aja Aja: but he's "BUT I REALLY JUST WANT TO BE A DRUMMER!" the whole time
Aja Aja: and touya has to convince him that his rightful place is next to touya! that they should rule go together!
Aja Aja: and "convince" clearly means "order him around and boss him into a frenzy until he submits to touya's every will"
Epon Schiele: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU
Aja Aja: IN THAT COLD COLD UNIMPRESSED TOUYA VOICE
Aja Aja: OH GOD TOUYA COLDLY DISSING HIKARU EVERY TIME HE WALKS BY AND HIKARU BEING LIKE
AND TOUYA JUST BEING LIKE 'WHAT ARE YOU, NOTHING I SHOULD NOTICE'
Epon Schiele: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWADASJDASFGASDSADSADJAFHSDASDjAKSDJAKLSDJASLKDJASD
Aja Aja: SCREAM
Aja Aja: OCHI IS TOTALLY EMILY
EAja Aja: FUCK
Aja Aja: OCHI THROWING RESENTFUL STARES
Epon Schiele: "i love my job. i love my job. i love my job."
Epon Schiele: THE WORSHIP. THE "YOU DON'T APPRECIATE TOUYA"
Aja Aja: CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT NEEDING A BATHROOM BREAK AND THEN TAKING BATHROOM BREAKS ONLY TO BANG HIS HEAD ON THE DOOR
Epon Schiele: THE "HOW CAN YOU PICK HIKARU OVER ME?!?!?!?!?! WTF"
Aja Aja: OH MY GOD AND WAYA AND ISUMI ARE HIKARU'S FRIENDS
Aja Aja: WAYA IS THE ONE WHO'S ALL LIKE . . . . . WTF WTF DO YOU SEE IN THAT PRICK
Epon Schiele: AND ISUMI KNOWS THE NAMES OF ALL THE DESIGNERS
Aja Aja: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aja Aja: AND SAI HAS BEEN LIKE, PATIENTLY BEING THE GENIUS BEHIND THE THRONE FOR AGES AND HIKARU'S LIKE "SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR HIM TO REWARD YOU AGAIN?" AND SAI'S LIKE
A THOUSAND YEARS
Epon Schiele: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aja Aja: you know this will make sense only to the two of us. sklf;.
Epon Schiele: not if you successfully get the rest of your flist into devil wears prada
Aja Aja: but the compulsion to dress touya up in fashionable clothes, give him lots of long coats with fur ruffs
Epon Schiele: agh stopppppppppppp ahhhhhhhhhhh
Aja Aja: lots of long long long pants that make his legs go on forever
Aja Aja: GOD AND HIS HAIR
Aja Aja: that doesn't really have anything to do with this au but AHHH TOUYA'S HAIR AGAINST HOT CLOTHES
Epon Schiele: !!!! IF YOU DO THE GENDERSWAP THING?
Epon Schiele: IT WILL BE YOUR FEMSLASH INAUGURATION!
Aja Aja: hahahaha, i don't know if i can
Aja Aja: oh my god but the option of giving hikaru LONG FLOWING DARK BROWN HAIR LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY'S
Aja Aja: and then bleached blonde bangs
Epon Schiele: hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Epon Schiele: and he could still wear hoodies and baseball tees!
Epon Schiele: while touya wears power-suits and has a pageboy haircut!
Aja Aja: and every night touya snaps "and dye your hair or you're fired."
Aja Aja: but he's never fired

Epon Schiele: OMG
Epon Schiele: AJA I WANT THIS SO BADLY
Epon Schiele: dye your hair or you're fired
Aja Aja: I AM SO DELIGHTED RIGHT NOW!
Epon Schiele: me toooooooooo

AND THEN LATER WHILE DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT I SAW THAT PICTURE. IT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF SIGN, SAM. SOME KIND OF SIGN. LASKDFJLS;D.

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds quaedam December 31 2007, 02:52:39 UTC
I would really, really hit that fic. (So is this the book 'Devil Wears Prada' or the movie? ^^)

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 03:04:02 UTC
well, conveniently for everyone, here is the part i edited out for length's sake:

Aja Aja: GOD AND HIS HAIR
Aja Aja: that doesn't really have anything to do with this au but AHHH TOUYA'S HAIR
Aja Aja: AGAINST HOT CLOTHES
Epon Schiele: MAYBE
Epon Schiele: YOU CAN MAKE QUAEDAM JOIN THIS FANDOM
Epon Schiele: AND!
Epon Schiele: DO CROSSOVER FANART
Aja Aja: omfg
Aja Aja: that would be too much to hope for.
Epon Schiele: she likes femslash you know!
Aja Aja:
Aja Aja: omfg
Aja Aja: and
Aja Aja: like.
Aja Aja: they could be going to korea for the north star tournament
Aja Aja: and touya gets to choose which of the other 2 go pros he wants to participate in the tournament
Aja Aja: because he is touya king of go
Aja Aja: and ochi has been like HOPING AND WATCHING AND WAITING FOREVER FOR HIS CHANCE TO GO PLAY IN KOREA
Epon Schiele: EDITING MY COMMENT
Epon Schiele: AS IF THIS WAS MY IDEA
Aja Aja: hahahahaha
Aja Aja: jas;ldkfj;dsfdjf;jlflddfkjlaklsfsdkldlfdsjdslkfjsklfjdkl
Aja Aja: ADSJFSDKSKLDSJKLJFLADSJ
Aja Aja: what
Aja Aja: did you just say that
Aja Aja: asdjf;adlsjfkldsj;fldas
Aja Aja: hahahahahhahaha.
Epon Schiele: DON'T REPLY
Epon Schiele: OH NOW YOU CAN REPLY
Aja Aja: "but nooo, touya picks HIKARU, this upstart who's only been playing go for 9 months!" THUD THUD THUD
Aja Aja: hahahahha
Aja Aja: hahahahahahahaha
Aja Aja: i hadn't even seen your comment to begin with
Epon Schiele: HAHAHA I KNOW
Epon Schiele: WE ARE BRAINTWINS
Aja Aja: ahahahahahaha this is wonderful
Aja Aja: IF I WRITE THIS
Aja Aja: IT MEANS I CAN TALK ABOUT HIKAGO TO YOU AS MUCH AS I WANT
Aja Aja:
Epon Schiele: HAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epon Schiele: AND!!!!!!!!
Epon Schiele: IF YOU DO THE GENDERSWAP THING?
Aja Aja: as;jkfds;jfksjkjdsa;ldjfl
Epon Schiele: IT WILL BE YOUR FEMSLASH INAUGURATION!
Aja Aja: hahahaha, i don't know if i can
Aja Aja: oh my god but the option of giving hikaru LONG FLOWING DARK BROWN HAIR LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY'S
Aja Aja: and then bleached blonde bangs
Epon Schiele: hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Epon Schiele: and he could still wear hoodies and baseball tees!
Epon Schiele: while touya wears power-suits and has a pageboy haircut!
Aja Aja: and every night touya snaps "and dye your hair or you're fired."
Aja Aja: but he's never fired
Aja Aja: actually hikaru has trendy boy fashion sense!
Epon Schiele: OMG
Epon Schiele: dye your hair or you're fired
Aja Aja: GOD AND TOUYA COULD DO A PHOTOSHOOT RIGHT AND BE LIKE, ORDERING EVERYONE AROUND AND OCHI
Aja Aja: COULD BE RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY
Aja Aja: AND THIS IS LIKE, A PHOTOSHOOT WITH SOME TRENDY JAPANESE MAGAZINE
Aja Aja: BECAUSE GO IS HUGE NOW AND TOUYA IS HUGE AND A POWER SEX SYMBOL OMFG.
Epon Schiele: lololol
Aja Aja: AND TOUYA'S LIKE ORDERING EVERYTHING AND HE'S ALL "NO, THIS IS TOO BORING, WE'RE GO PLAYERS, NOT CEOS"
Epon Schiele: loolololol
Aja Aja: AND HE MAKES OCHI TAKE OFF HIS STUPID TIE AND BLAZER AND BORROW ONE OF HIKARU'S JACKETS AND
Epon Schiele: BRING ME MORE PURPLE SUITS
Aja Aja: DSKLFJSADFDKLSJFK;D
Aja Aja: MAKES EVERYONE DRESS MORE LIKE HIKARU
Epon Schiele: HURRY
Aja Aja: DSFKLSKLFJKJ
Aja Aja: GOD THE PURPLE SUITS
Aja Aja: AND THE ARGYLE
Aja Aja: AND THE PAISLEY
Aja Aja: OH MY GOD WHAT IF HIS WHOLE OFFICE WAS LAVENDER
Epon Schiele: LIKE
Epon Schiele: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS AU SO PERFECT
Epon Schiele: TOUYA'S CANONICAL EYESORE OF A DRESS SENSE
Aja Aja: TOUYA'S LACK OF FASHION SENSE
Epon Schiele: I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Aja Aja: AND OCHI LIKE.A SFJK;ADSL.
Aja Aja: SHOWS UP THE NEXT DAY WEARING A HOODIE AND BEING LIKE

Aja Aja: AND TOUYA IS JUST LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Aja Aja: HE-KAH-RU COME RUN A POINTLESS ERRAND WITH ME FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN KEEPING ME COMPANY
Epon Schiele: hahahahahaa
Aja Aja: i want this so badly. adsfkj;l.
Epon Schiele: me toooooooooo
Epon Schiele: maybe
Epon Schiele: quaedam will read it and go
Epon Schiele: WANT TO JOIN DWP FANDOM

oh, and i've never read the book but i think DWP fandom is mostly based around the concept that Meryl Streep is the hottest thing on the planet. I've been reading so many DWP fics the past 2 days. SO MANY. Just. The fics in this fandom, Quaedam, oh my god, they are amazing.

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds quaedam December 31 2007, 03:09:33 UTC
:DDDDDD

LAVENDER POWER SUITS. 8D OH DEAR GOD.

(Okay, I have to look into this fandom, then. ^^)

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 03:17:31 UTC

Please please please start with She Likes A Prizefight.

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds quaedam December 31 2007, 08:06:39 UTC
:O You weren't kidding about the fic for this fandom. That was awesome. :D

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 14:49:39 UTC

I've also really really liked thelastname's fic so far, and oh my god, The X Ingredient (also by Telanu) just seriously almost killed me from hot.

http://del.icio.us/bookshop/devilwearsprada
http://del.icio.us/tag/devilwearsprada
http://del.icio.us/tag/andy/miranda

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds quaedam December 31 2007, 15:06:00 UTC
\o/ Oh, I don't think I saw that one of hers! (I just now thought I finished the last fic of any that she'd written. Man, I love del.icio.us--back in a day not so very long ago, I used to have to pull on my hipwaders and go slogging through AFF.net or, god help me, the Pit of Voles when I wanted fic for any given new fandom. ^^)

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 15:41:30 UTC

delicious is one of my favorite things ever. at first i was like "eh, who needs this?" and now i just use it CONSTANTLY. also having the delicious firefox extension, while it's got a lot of quirks, has made my life so much easier. I use it for work, I use it for fandom, I use it for shopping! omg! I love delicious!

ahaha, i'm actually in the middle of making a delicious pimp post, haha, so I got, um, a bit carried away. i love delicious.

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 03:26:54 UTC

oh, and:




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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds quaedam December 31 2007, 03:36:02 UTC
okay i screamed at the screen thinking of touya in the first one and, what, 4 inch heels? XDDDDDD

MAYBE ONLY THE HIGH FASHION INDUSTRY COULD EVER COMPLETELY SATISFY TOUYA'S EXTRAVAGANTLY BAD TASTE IN CLOTHES. :D

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds tl__dr December 31 2007, 03:39:40 UTC
EXACTLY

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 05:03:25 UTC



and exactly. exactly.

Nothing in the world of fashion fills us with quite so much joy as the sight of Touya Akira in purple, writes the chief editor of Vogue Japan. Hahahahhahaha this is so. ahahahahahahahahhahaha.

I am trying to convince Epon that I do not need to make Touya the head of the fashion industry, because even if he is just the KING OF GO, they will love him anyway. Like Chloe Sevigny! Yeah!

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds tl__dr December 31 2007, 05:22:52 UTC
You've already hooked me with that snippet, hahahahaha. (YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE HIM GIVING TOO MUCH OF A FUCK ABOUT HIKARU'S CLOTHES, THAT'S ALL. Like, if opulent fashion is just one more of Touya Akira's excesses, but what he's really in the Go Industry for is power - and Go! as Hikaru reminds him - not fashion or sex or any of the other things that come with his fast-powered life...mmmmm that works okay I'm sorry I doubted you.)

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Re: I have been looking up fashions all fucking day adsfjk;dfkdjfk;sfklds bookshop December 31 2007, 05:49:48 UTC

I have a feeling he won't even notice Hikaru's clothes until Hikaru is just like "OH FINE OKAY, WHATEVER" *GOES OUT AND BUYS OSCAR DE LA RENTA OR SOMETHING FOR SOME SOIREE* and Akira is just like ...

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