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HAHAHAHA. THEY REALLY DO PLAY TENNIS. lkskasjf "I placed first in England's junior championships."
SO BASICALLY, L IS ECHIZEN? sjflksjfkfksk;jsl. *reads more* no, so Raito is Echizen and L is TEZUKA? ajsdfjf;ssjkl;sff;sfjsffklsfsjfksjfdslksajklfdfs;kjf;fj;l jsafkd;f foh my god and then they proceed to have SYMBOLIC CONVERSATIONS THROUGH TENNIS. and by "conversation" I mean "I get to top!" "NO ME." "bitch, I WAS THE BEST TENNIS PLAYER IN ENGLAND." "yeah, well I WAS THE BEST TENNIS PLAYER IN JAPAN." FUCK YES. god i love japan.
L/R IS SO HOT. so hot. Raito is such a hot hot psychopath. Tell me there is smut. Tell me it's hot and awesome and sociopathic. I'm really enjoying this story so far, except I'm missing all the hot psychopathic smut. WHERE WHERE.
Last night derogatory singlehandedly solved my Naruto angst by recapping 150 episodes for me in two hours. It was incredible, I can't even tell you. Now I don't even have to watch the show and I can just skip straight to all the Gaara/Lee parts and the rift and the shippuden, MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT WAS TWO DAYS AGO. oh and. and. Gaara. Gaara. sfkjl;af. why didn't anyone tell me that the hero was THIS GUY?
Senuyer: and itacHi is like OKAY SASUKE PIGGY BACK RIDES
Senuyer: sasuke: WHEEE
Senuyer: sasuke mom: oh my adorable sons
Senuyer: sasuke dad: im stern but loving
Wallace Stevens: sjfdkljskflsjksjdjfslklkjd
Senuyer: uchiha clan: WE'RE JUST A FUN LOVING CLAN OF PEOPLE
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Senuyer: meanwhile naruto is like
Senuyer: walking around
Senuyer: and sasuke goes to visit kakashi and ithe older ninjas are there
Senuyer: sharing a joint
Wallace Stevens: kdajfklsjfklsjfkjdffs
Wallace Stevens: sdakljfkdjfksfksjfls
Senuyer: and they're like GOSH I HOPE NOBODY TELLS SASUKE ITACHI IS BACK AND AFTER NARUTO AND BASICALLY KILLED KAKASHI
Senuyer: and sasuke is like guys im right here
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Senuyer: fjhkfd SO BACK IN KONOHA
Senuyer: shikamaru was in charge of bringing sasuke back
Senuyer: so everyone is like SHIKAMARU
Senuyer: YOU ARE A FAILURE TO TEAM BANG
Senuyer: YOUR FAT BFF IS DEAD
Senuyer: THE HOT GUY FROM THE SPECIAL CLAN THAT WEARS A DRESS IS DEAD
Senuyer: SASUKE ISNT BACK
Senuyer: YOU'RE A FAILURE
Wallace Stevens: DEAD
Wallace Stevens: DEAD
Senuyer: shikamaru: crying
Senuyer: temari: hey
Senuyer: temari: in my village we have a saying
Senuyer: temari: and it's BUCK THE FUCK UP GAARA KILLED MY MOM
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Senuyer: naruto's new teacher is like my favorite ever
Senuyer: he is some perv old guy
Senuyer: with kabuki makeup
Senuyer: and geta
Wallace Stevens: dead.
Senuyer: and long hair and is honestly like
Senuyer: KAKASHI YOU'RE A FAG FOR GIVING UP ON NARUTO
Senuyer: ALSO FOR SCREWING MEN
Senuyer: BUT MOSTLY FOR GIVING UP ON NARUTO
Senuyer: konoha: oh jiraiya-sama be our new hokage
Senuyer: jiraiy: CAN'T. YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS. I JUST GOT TO DRINK AND TRICK THIS BITCH INTO BEING HOKAGE INSTEAD
Senuyer: they actually get her because she's some genius healer who left cause like
Senuyer: konoha is for gay people
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Senuyer: so Sasuke runs away
Wallace Stevens: sasuke has never appealed to me more, who knew
Senuyer: fjhdsf
Senuyer: and this is when fhdskfso
Senuyer: orochimaru's guys
Senuyer: are like hay sauske
Wallace Stevens: GET IN THIS BARREL?
Senuyer: this barrell will make you strong
Senuyer: sasuke: looks dubious
Wallace Stevens: lolololol
Wallace Stevens: god
Senuyer: orochimaru guys: do it, we only have 70 episodes for this arc
Wallace Stevens: you could just
Wallace Stevens: have summed up all of naruto right there
Senuyer: fjhfds "looks dubious?"
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Senuyer: gaara: my life was lonely and miserable
Senuyer: naruto: don't you have like siblings?
Senuyer: temair&kankurou: DUDE DON'T BRING US INTO THIS
Wallace Stevens: god beautiful so beautiful
Senuyer: gaara: anyway nobody likes me so i'm going to get acknowledged by the world by killing it
Senuyer: sakura: wow naruto your plan doesn't sound halfback compared to this
Senuyer: naruto: OKAY THIS IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME. ONE:
Senuyer: naruto punches gaara in the head
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Senuyer: so rock lee fights orochimaru's last henchman
Senuyer: who fights by ripping bones out of his skin and hitting you with it
Wallace Stevens: Wow
Wallace Stevens: o.O
Senuyer: lee: this is fucked up
Senuyer: guy: yeah i got you cornered
Wallace Stevens: does he rip - oh. he only rips his own bones
Wallace Stevens: jdf;lsjlksjfsd
Wallace Stevens: asjkd;jfdkls
Senuyer: yeah he does
Senuyer: it's fucked
Wallace Stevens: i see
Senuyer: lee: wait! i need to take medicine
Senuyer: guy: okay
Wallace Stevens: HAHAHAHA
Wallace Stevens: i just laughed so loudly
Senuyer: thats actually a direct quote
Senuyer: fdjfsd
Senuyer: lee: OOPS I ACCIDENTLY DRANK SAKE
Senuyer: guy: ... so
Senuyer: lee: I'M A DRUNKEN FIST FIGHTER
Senuyer: guy: copyright law prohibt you from HOLY SHIT GET OFF ME AHHHH HOLY SHIT YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
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Senuyer: meanwhile
Senuyer: shikamaru is like I CAN NO LONGER THINK OF SMART WAYS NOT TO DIE
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Senuyer: so Kakashi hauls naruto on for a piggy back
Senuyer: and halfway back he's like met with some ninjas
Senuyer: kakashi: shouldn't you guys be stoned?
Senuyer: ninjas: um naruto's friends were all fighting
Senuyer: ninja: sand brought back some of them but the rest... they fought very hard but...
Senuyer: kakashi: thats too bad
Senuyer: naruto: mm. where...
Senuyer: kakashi: MORNING SLEEPY HEAD
Senuyer: naruto: where is sasuke
Senuyer: kakashi:
Senuyer: ninjas:
Wallace Stevens:
Senuyer: ninjas: wanna smoke a bold?
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THIS PART IS MY FAVORITE STILL LAUGHING SDFJLK
Senuyer: lee: ........!
Senuyer: gaara: hi.
Senuyer: lee: .........!
Wallace Stevens:
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Senuyer: gaara: I'm sorry i hurt your bones
Senuyer: lee: its okay! I was never mad at you!
Wallace Stevens: true love.
Senuyer: gaara: okay i want to kiss naruto soon
Senuyer: gaara: let me kill this guy
Senuyer: kimimaro: No, i'll kill you with bones
Senuyer: gaara: oh didn't lee mention
Senuyer: gaara: i'm excellent against bones
Wallace Stevens: ADFJKDJKLd
Senuyer: me: I LOVE THIS SHOW I LOVE THIS SHOW
Wallace Stevens: sdfklsjlfljskfjlksjdfjakdjaf;
Wallace Stevens: so basically THE HERO IS THE SAND GUY
Senuyer: YEP
Wallace Stevens: IT TAKES HOW MANY EPS TO FIGURE THAT OUT?
Senuyer: 106
Senuyer: fjhskf and gaara is like this bone guy is really hard
Senuyer: lee: yeah he has cancer
Wallace Stevens: ASJFDKSFLASDALJLKDJKLJFD;ASJFAS;F;SAJFAS;JFKSJASJF
Senuyer: gaara: thats too bad. how are you
Wallace Stevens: SdjskdjskfjskflD
Wallace Stevens: dsfjklsafdfkL
Wallace Stevens: ASdkssjklsjf
Senuyer: lee: my hands hurt
Wallace Stevens: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA this is wonderful
Senuyer: gaara: i'm sorry.
Senuyer: lee: you're really nice
Wallace Stevens:
Senuyer: kimimaro: PAY ATTENTION TO ME TIME FOR THE KILLING ATTACK
Senuyer: and then he stops
Senuyer: and lee and gaara are like ......................
Senuyer: lee: ....... he's. dead
Senuyer: gaara: oh yeah cancer
and:
Senuyer: kankurou: you, you still a cripple
Senuyer: lee: a little bit, but i'll get better
the one in the dress is my LIFE LONG RIVAL
Wallace Stevens: jkljslkfadafdkslsaf
Senuyer: lee: so we will train together so i can be as strong as i used to be
Senuyer: gaara: we're not rivals?
Senuyer: lee: no, we're best friends
in short, derogatory is my Team BANG.