this is a very important issue to me ok.
Aja: I JUST BOUGHT A ZOMBIE T-SHIRT FROM THINKGEEK
Aja: i really like zombies :(
Aja: i will wear it with my TEAM ZOMBIE PIN THAT I GOT AT THE BOOK BLOGGER CON
Aja: maybe on the day Zombies vs Unicorns is released! MAYBE I WILL STAND OUTSIDE BARNES AND NOBLES EXCITEDLY
Aja: GLARING AT ANYONE WHO APPEARS TO BE TEAM UNICORN
Cathy: a;lsfdkja
Cathy: ~is team unicorn then~
Cathy: just to be contrary
Aja: >:E
Aja: BUT CATHY
Aja: UNICORNS ARE POWERLESS TO STOP THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Cathy: UNICORNS HAVE MAGIC
Cathy: THEY CAN ~GORE~ ZOMBIES
Aja: BUT THE ZOMBIES WILL NOT BE HARMED
Cathy: YES THEY WILL BE
Cathy: BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE MAGIC
Aja: THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT A FEW FLESH WOUNDS SUSTAINED FROM A NICK WITH A HORN!
Aja: WHAT GOOD IS MAGIC AGAINST THE UNDEAD, CATHY?
Aja: BESIDES UNICORNS ARE RARE! ZOMBIES ARE LEGION!
Cathy: UNICORNS ARE RARE BECAUSE THEY ARE A GOD WIN, AJA
Cathy: IT IS LIKE THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN A GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
Aja: EXCUSE ME, IT IS MORE LIKE THE DOOM SHROOM IN A GAME OF PLANTS VERSUS, OH, WHAT WAS IT? oh yes, ZOMBIES
Aja: ONCE THE SHROOM HAS EXPLODED, THE ZOMBIES CONTINUE TO ATTACK!
Aja: THEY KEEP COMING FOREVER <3
Cathy: PLANTS ARE NOT NUCLEAR BOMBS, AJA
Aja: NEITHER ARE HORSES!
Cathy: BUT THESE ARE NOT HORSES
Cathy: THEY ARE UNICORNS
Cathy: WITH MAGIC
Cathy: WHICH IS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB :D
Aja: WHAT DO THEY ACTUALLY *DO* THOUGH, NOTHING, THEY WHINNY AND CAVORT WITH VIRGINS
Aja: WHAT TACTICAL EXPERIENCE DO THEY HAVE? NIL!
Aja: HOW MANY GEORGE ROMERO FILMS HAVE THEY WATCHED? EXACTLY NONE!
Cathy: BUT THEY HAVE SEEN ALL
Cathy: ~ALL~, AJA
Cathy: THEY HAVE SEEN THE BIRTH
Cathy: AND THE LIFE
Cathy: AND THE DEATH!!
Cathy: THEY KNOW ALL
Cathy: WHAT DO ZOMBIES DO BUT WANDER BLINDLY UPON THE EARTH
Cathy: ZOMBIES ARE MUNDANE
Cathy: ~UNICORNS ARE DIVINE~
Aja: ZOMBIES ARE CARNIVORES! THEY STOP AT NOTHING ! THEY *EAT BRAINS!* THEY ARE THE UNDEAD, CATHY. THEY ARE FORMED FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL!
Aja: WHAT SINGLE UNICORN CAN STAND BETWEEN A HUNGRY ZOMBIE AND ITS NEXT MEAL, CATHY
Cathy: OF COURSE IT CAN
Cathy: THE ZOMBIE CANNOT EVEN GET CLOSE TO THE UNICORN
Cathy: THE UNICORN IS PURE
Aja: WHAT IS IT GOING TO DO, CARE BEAR STARE!
Cathy: IT WILL ~GORE THE ZOMBIE~ AND INFECT IT WITH TIS PURE MAGIC
Cathy: AND THE ZOMBIE WILL EXPLODE
Cathy: THAT'S WHAT
Aja: .....you have no proof for this assertion! none!
Aja: IF UNICORNS ARE SO PURE AND DIVINE WHAT ARE THEY DOING GORING THINGS
Cathy: DEFENDING INNOCENT PEOPLE
Cathy: FROM GETTING EATEN
Aja: WHAT IF THE ZOMBIES INFECT THE UNICORNS WITH THEIR UNDEAD VIRUS!
Cathy: OBVS AJA
Cathy: they can't
Aja: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Cathy: the unicorns are PURE GODLY CREATURES, AJA
Cathy: BECAUSE IT IS UNICORN LORE
Aja: WELL MY ZOMBIE LORE ATE YOUR UNICORN LORE'S BRAINS >:O
Cathy: IT CAN'T; MY UNICORN LORE IS PURE AND UNTOUCHABLE BY ZOMBIES :D :D :D
Aja: NOT BY MY SUPER-POWERED SUPER-FAST CARRIE RYAN-ESQUE ZOMBIES, IT'S NOT!
Cathy: SUPER POWER DOES NOT DEFEAT HOLY POWERS
Aja: they will touch your unicorn FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY TWELVE MONKEYS
Cathy: UNTOUCHABLE, I TELL YOU
Aja: UNDEAD!!!!!
we are at an impasse.
Poll
eta: WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HITS YOU ARE ALL FIRED >:O
Aja: i really like zombies :(
Aja: i will wear it with my TEAM ZOMBIE PIN THAT I GOT AT THE BOOK BLOGGER CON
Aja: maybe on the day Zombies vs Unicorns is released! MAYBE I WILL STAND OUTSIDE BARNES AND NOBLES EXCITEDLY
Aja: GLARING AT ANYONE WHO APPEARS TO BE TEAM UNICORN
Cathy: a;lsfdkja
Cathy: ~is team unicorn then~
Cathy: just to be contrary
Aja: >:E
Aja: BUT CATHY
Aja: UNICORNS ARE POWERLESS TO STOP THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Cathy: UNICORNS HAVE MAGIC
Cathy: THEY CAN ~GORE~ ZOMBIES
Aja: BUT THE ZOMBIES WILL NOT BE HARMED
Cathy: YES THEY WILL BE
Cathy: BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE MAGIC
Aja: THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT A FEW FLESH WOUNDS SUSTAINED FROM A NICK WITH A HORN!
Aja: WHAT GOOD IS MAGIC AGAINST THE UNDEAD, CATHY?
Aja: BESIDES UNICORNS ARE RARE! ZOMBIES ARE LEGION!
Cathy: UNICORNS ARE RARE BECAUSE THEY ARE A GOD WIN, AJA
Cathy: IT IS LIKE THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN A GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
Aja: EXCUSE ME, IT IS MORE LIKE THE DOOM SHROOM IN A GAME OF PLANTS VERSUS, OH, WHAT WAS IT? oh yes, ZOMBIES
Aja: ONCE THE SHROOM HAS EXPLODED, THE ZOMBIES CONTINUE TO ATTACK!
Aja: THEY KEEP COMING FOREVER <3
Cathy: PLANTS ARE NOT NUCLEAR BOMBS, AJA
Aja: NEITHER ARE HORSES!
Cathy: BUT THESE ARE NOT HORSES
Cathy: THEY ARE UNICORNS
Cathy: WITH MAGIC
Cathy: WHICH IS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB :D
Aja: WHAT DO THEY ACTUALLY *DO* THOUGH, NOTHING, THEY WHINNY AND CAVORT WITH VIRGINS
Aja: WHAT TACTICAL EXPERIENCE DO THEY HAVE? NIL!
Aja: HOW MANY GEORGE ROMERO FILMS HAVE THEY WATCHED? EXACTLY NONE!
Cathy: BUT THEY HAVE SEEN ALL
Cathy: ~ALL~, AJA
Cathy: THEY HAVE SEEN THE BIRTH
Cathy: AND THE LIFE
Cathy: AND THE DEATH!!
Cathy: THEY KNOW ALL
Cathy: WHAT DO ZOMBIES DO BUT WANDER BLINDLY UPON THE EARTH
Cathy: ZOMBIES ARE MUNDANE
Cathy: ~UNICORNS ARE DIVINE~
Aja: ZOMBIES ARE CARNIVORES! THEY STOP AT NOTHING ! THEY *EAT BRAINS!* THEY ARE THE UNDEAD, CATHY. THEY ARE FORMED FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL!
Aja: WHAT SINGLE UNICORN CAN STAND BETWEEN A HUNGRY ZOMBIE AND ITS NEXT MEAL, CATHY
Cathy: OF COURSE IT CAN
Cathy: THE ZOMBIE CANNOT EVEN GET CLOSE TO THE UNICORN
Cathy: THE UNICORN IS PURE
Aja: WHAT IS IT GOING TO DO, CARE BEAR STARE!
Cathy: IT WILL ~GORE THE ZOMBIE~ AND INFECT IT WITH TIS PURE MAGIC
Cathy: AND THE ZOMBIE WILL EXPLODE
Cathy: THAT'S WHAT
Aja: .....you have no proof for this assertion! none!
Aja: IF UNICORNS ARE SO PURE AND DIVINE WHAT ARE THEY DOING GORING THINGS
Cathy: DEFENDING INNOCENT PEOPLE
Cathy: FROM GETTING EATEN
Aja: WHAT IF THE ZOMBIES INFECT THE UNICORNS WITH THEIR UNDEAD VIRUS!
Cathy: OBVS AJA
Cathy: they can't
Aja: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Cathy: the unicorns are PURE GODLY CREATURES, AJA
Cathy: BECAUSE IT IS UNICORN LORE
Aja: WELL MY ZOMBIE LORE ATE YOUR UNICORN LORE'S BRAINS >:O
Cathy: IT CAN'T; MY UNICORN LORE IS PURE AND UNTOUCHABLE BY ZOMBIES :D :D :D
Aja: NOT BY MY SUPER-POWERED SUPER-FAST CARRIE RYAN-ESQUE ZOMBIES, IT'S NOT!
Cathy: SUPER POWER DOES NOT DEFEAT HOLY POWERS
Aja: they will touch your unicorn FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY TWELVE MONKEYS
Cathy: UNTOUCHABLE, I TELL YOU
Aja: UNDEAD!!!!!
we are at an impasse.
Poll
eta: WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HITS YOU ARE ALL FIRED >:O