Attn: Customers Re: RANT!

Jan 21, 2005 01:55

Dear customers,

I spend 8 and a half hours here a day. You cannot easily shock me, so wipe that fucking smirk off your face when you're trying to get a reaction out of me.

Item the first: Your asking me where the Gay/Lesbian section will not make me uncomfortable, don't try and and make it that way.

Item the second: Your asking me where the satanic bible is located will not make me uncomfortable

moving on,

Item the third: I'm one person at the customer service desk handling 5 of you at once, wait your fucking turn.

Item the fourth: Yes, I read The DaVinci Code. No, I didn't like it. No, its not out in paperback. No, we have no control over this issue.

Item the fifth: The new semester just started. Don't blame me for being sold out your particular text book, and that it takes a few days to recieve a special order. You knew you needed the book, you shouldn't have waited.

Item the sixth: ATTN: Soccer moms. Your kid had a book report assigned 6 weeks ago. Don't get mad at us when your informed about it the night before and we're sold out the book they chose. (read above for special orders)

Item the seventh: I know you can probably get it cheaper at walmart, I hear this many times a day, and if this is the case, GO TO FUCKING WALMART!

IDIOTS!

parents and/or children, dan bloody brown, frustrating customers, children's books

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