An idea...
Jame Frey-SEX TAPE! I'm not saying it exists, I'm not saying I'm a star in it, I'm only wishing it did and that I WAS...just think of the potential, think of the doors that have opened for Paris and Pamela! This could be the best thing that's happened in the publishing world since Harry Potter was born! The topic is open for discussion.
Here's hoping this community has the same sense of humor as the booksellers in every bookstore I've ever worked in...