Um....

[agatha_mandrake]

There was this woman in the store today, and she was driving us spare. Did we have books on this? What about this? What about this? Was this book on sale? What about this one? This one? Could we hold these? I'm not sure which of these I'm going to get, can I leave them here?. And so on (and on. And on). The climax of this little drama

Comments

[vkacademy]

Good lord! Were you waiting on Miss Bunny Swan?

Snerk

[agatha_mandrake]

She didn't ask me if my coworker lookad like a man, but I'm sure that's only because she got distracted.

[dyfferent]

I was once possessed of Satan and swatted a male coworker on the ass with a book so he'd move. I spent the rest of the afternoon wondering whether I had lost my mind.

[bitwhizzle]

You should've resorted all of her books...

"oh...someone must have put them all back!! I don't know who did it!!!"

[agatha_mandrake]

Don't think I didn't consider it. Alas, there were only two of us working. Another perfectly good revenge scheme ruined by lack of staff.

[libwitch]

I would have just thrown it away.

I am sorry ma'am! We thought it was garbage someone left behind!

[jonnysardonic]

Did you not give her a verbal public flaying?

[agatha_mandrake]

Unfortunately no, although frankly I suspect that she was so deep in her own little world she wouldn't have noticed if I had.