S000 MUCH 2 TALK ABOUT!

Jun 21, 2005 21:42

Wow, guyz, ah havnt updated dis ting in lyke a million yrz!! i'm so s0rry but i've been super busy!! lots of boys 2 combust, ya kno!!

in case u didn't know, I'M FIFTEEN NOW w00t. i'm finally over a dozen years old!

mah birthdai partee wuz so phun. w3 w3nt 2 coronado beech and lyke totally flirted wit dese kute lyphegards and i had on dis sheckshay bikini frum limited too, only da sheckshayest store evaaahhhh. guyz wre all ovah me but i wuz lyke "uh-uh, ah am here wit mah GURLZ 2dai, u boyz will have 2 WATE!"

sandra, stacy, linh and i totally snuck into the pool area. dey were all nervus n stuff but i wuz lyke "we can do wutevah we want, oh em gee u guyz r such chikens!" and i went in dere like i owned da place!! we used da lockr room 2 take showerz... haha i totally showered wit sandra, SCANDALUS! and we smelled all rich aftr wurds, lyke we'd bathed in MUNEY!

itz phinally summ3r tyme, yayzers! da last dai of skool wuz so phunnie, mr. domingo wuz being all emo n singing alanis moriset songz wit ralph's kareoke machine hahaha. i wuda gone up dere to show evry1 mah skillz but i didn't want to make EVERYONE combust!!!

we totally ditched sixth period to go to island's. we wre jus lyke "yo mr. d we r so outta here!" and we ran b4 he cud tell us not 2!! we r such rebels!!

dis summr iz gunna b s0 phun. alredy dis week we had a par-tay @ stacy's house. me n angel (aka ACE WINDU) went to see Soda and Qui Ron Sin. Sannikan came 2. Ace and Qui Ron got along reely well i tink dey r gunna be lesbian luvrs!! oh em gee!! SCANDALUS!

ah reely wanna go 2 da moovies 2 see da sisterhood ob da traveling pantz cuz i herd dat greek guy iz HAWT. i meen i'm still saving myself for danny boi-gee but i can have a few flings b4 he falls in love wit me, rite?? lyke ah alwayz sai, one nite stands don't even count!!!

OMG guyz ah am s00 depressed. adayindreamland iz leeving me on saturday!! she iz lyke the c00lest persun in da wurld and i dunno wut i'll do witout hr!! she iz gunna be gone 4 a whole week!! and alredy left meeh 4 japan!! dat ho!! we didn't even have a going away par-tay 4 her!! we shuda gotten trashed LOLZ.

as soon as dey come home we r totally gunna have sum wild partees!! sex on the beach all da tyme!!

itz almost stacy's birfday, w00t! we r gunna have a major celebrashun!! n we mite go to comic con, maybe i will be able to make dominic monahan COMBUST hahahaha!!!

oh by da wai i haff ANUTHR new nickname, hahaha. my dark l0rd name is

RAR LONA NUTH LAU!!

PH34R MEEH!

i gotta go make mai plan 2 take ovr da wurld, MUAHAHAHA/BWAHAHAHAHA/HAR HAR HAR HAR!

ttylz! <33,

LAURA AKA "SHECHSHAYEST GRRL IN DA WURLD"

stacy, combustin guyz, l3sbi4n dogs

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