Meme time!
LOLZ guys I wanted to do this cool survey so all the ppl on LJ can get 2 no me bettr!
Layer One:
Name: Laura "Ruthie" aka Donna Wolan
Birth date: June 6, as in D-Day!
Birthplace: Delaware
Current location: Chula Vista, CA... REPRESENT, YO!
Eye color: Brown Like deep pools of luxurious melted chocolate
Hair color: Brown A cascading waterfall of brunette radiance
Height: 5'6"
Weight: like 20 lbs LOL i am like a stick
Righty or lefty: Righty
Zodiac sign: who cares? honestly that stuff is such crap... dey said my sign isn't compatible with daniel radcliff's but wat do dey no? dey're just stupid stars!!!!
Layer Two:
Your heritage: LOLZ like everything!!! Chinese, Irish, Norwegian, Amazonian, Kentuckian, Danish, English, and lyke evrything else!
The shoes you wore today: mah chux, DUHH (lolz ah stole dem from stacy who stole dem 4m marina!! dey look best on me, duh!!)
Your weakness: Daniel Radcliff, he is so hott i would do anything 4 him!
Your fears: Never meeting Daniel Radcliff!!
Your perfect pizza: LOTS OF SAUCE
Goal you'd like to achieve: Get into Harvard but tell dem "no way i wouldnt go 2 ur stoopid skool!" LOLZ
Layer Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: LMFAO
Your first waking thoughts: OMG i hafta go brush mah hair what if Daniel Radcliff came to mah door n saw me like dis???!!!
Your best physical feature: My eyes My breasts My grasshopper legs My silky, shiny, soft, touchable, gorgeous hair
Your most missed memory: Denmark, I guess?
Layer Four:
Pepsi or Coke: DR PEPPAH but since that isn't an option I guess I'll go with CORK!
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Date: Definitely SINGLE, how can we get romantic wit a bunch of other ppl in da way??
Adidas or Nike: CHUCK TAYLORS!!!!
Lipton ice tea or Nestea: DR PEPPAH but since that isn't an option, Nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
Layer Five:
Smoke: Only when I'm around guys who do it, I hafta look cool, right?
Cuss: No, that's so damn vulgar!
Sing: My dulcet tones can lull the crankiest baby to sleep, seduce the most stoic of men, and bring cheer to the somberest of occasions.
Take a shower everyday: DUHHH i hafta shave my legs like six times a day in case Daniel Radcliff ever comes to visit! I can't be smelling all skanky if he ever comes to whisk me away!!!
Do you think you've been in love: DUHH with Daniel Radcliff!!!
Want to go to college: Of course, colleges will be BEGGING me to come to their school!
Liked high school: I love all my friends I made in high school!!!
Want to get married: Yes, to Daniel Radcliff!!
Believe in yourself: Of course, I am the best person I know!
Get motion sickness: Nope
Think you're attractive: I am so hott it's not even funny.
Think you're a health freak: Not really
Get along with your parent(s): Yes
Like thunderstorms: Whenever there is one I wish Daniel Radcliff was there so I could cuddle with him! that would make me like them a lot!
Play an instrument: I am so good at instruments. I play the recorder, the viola, the organ, the piano, and like everything else! My favorite is the bass, I should start a band!
Layer Six: "In the past month..."
Drank alcohol: *gigglez* LOL yeah!!
Smoked: No
Done a drug: Does pot count? It's like barely even a drug!! But yeah I toked a joint like last week!
Made out: LOLZ heck yes I did! With my Daniel Radcliff poster!
Gone on a date: Do one night stands count as dates?
Gone to the mall: Yes, like every day DUHH!!!!
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, are you kidding me, it would ruin my figure!!
Eaten sushi: Yes
Been on stage: No, Broadway wanted me but I'm holding out for the big time. Why waste my talent on something like Broadway, psssht! And who is this Andrew Lloyd Weber, he keeps leaving messages on my voicemail begging me to be in his play. W/E he's like old and ugly, his operas prolly suck!!!
Been dumped: No, I do all the dumping!!!
Gone skating: No
Made homemade cookies: Are scones the same as cookies? Cuz I made dose!
Gone skinny dipping: LOLZ of course! Doesn't everyone?
Dyed your hair: NO my natural haircolor is WAY better than the icky stuff you buy in stores!
Stolen anything: LOLZ... well... don't tell anyone!!!
Layer Seven: "Ever..."
Played a game that required removal of clothing: I play Strip Polker like all da time!!!!
If so, was it mixed company: DUHH like I would play in same-gender company ewww!
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: LOLZ i got so faded last week!!! but it was so fun!!!
Been caught "doing something": no I am way careful to make sure we never get caught!
Been called a tease: tee hee heck yes!
Gotten beaten up: NO i do all the beating up!!!
Shoplifted: maybe...
Changed who you were to fit in: NO WAY i love myself the way I am i would never change myself for a boy!
Layer Eight:
Age you hope to be married: Lyke whenever Daniel Radcliff proposes!!!
Numbers and names of children: As many as Danny wants!!! And they will all be Harry Jr. and Hermione Jr.!!!!
Describe your dream wedding: A HUGE wedding with lots and lots and lots of my closest friends!!!! And if Dan wants to we can have it filmed and be on TV!!! bcuz it wouldn't be fair to his fans if dey couldn't watch me stake my claim on him!!! i wanna make sure they know itz for reel and that he will never go wit any of dem!!!
How do you want to die: in Dan's arms!!!
Where do you want to go to college: Wherever Dan goes, or if he doesn't go to college, whoever offers the best scholarships! Prolly yale or oxford!!
What do you want to be when you grow up: Dan's WIFE duhhh!! and a famous singer and actress!! lolz!!!
What country would you most like to visit: ENGLAND so i can stalk Dan!
Layer Nine:
Number of drugs taken illegally: LOLZ does pot count? it's legal in like amstrdam, right? (isn't dat in germany?)
Number of people I could trust with my life: Only one and his name is DANNY BOY!
Number of cds that I own: All da Britney Spears and Hilary DUff CDs!! Plus Good Charlotte and Sum41 bcuz I am so hardcore punkrock!!!
Number of piercings: LOLZ don't tell my mom but I have like a dozen piercings!!!! yeah, that's like fifteen, right?
Number of tattoos: six! no wait, seven! *kisses new Dan tattoo on stomach!*
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: all da time! lyke every day! i could never count!
Number of scars on my body: six on each of my wrists.... i'm so emo, the pain feels so good...
Number of things in my past that I regret: NONE!!!!
I friends locked this so nosy people don't learn too much about me!!! if they're so curious why don't they friend me!!!
lolz bye guyz, c u lata!
--Laura
Layer One:
Name: Laura "Ruthie" aka Donna Wolan
Birth date: June 6, as in D-Day!
Birthplace: Delaware
Current location: Chula Vista, CA... REPRESENT, YO!
Eye color: Brown Like deep pools of luxurious melted chocolate
Hair color: Brown A cascading waterfall of brunette radiance
Height: 5'6"
Weight: like 20 lbs LOL i am like a stick
Righty or lefty: Righty
Zodiac sign: who cares? honestly that stuff is such crap... dey said my sign isn't compatible with daniel radcliff's but wat do dey no? dey're just stupid stars!!!!
Layer Two:
Your heritage: LOLZ like everything!!! Chinese, Irish, Norwegian, Amazonian, Kentuckian, Danish, English, and lyke evrything else!
The shoes you wore today: mah chux, DUHH (lolz ah stole dem from stacy who stole dem 4m marina!! dey look best on me, duh!!)
Your weakness: Daniel Radcliff, he is so hott i would do anything 4 him!
Your fears: Never meeting Daniel Radcliff!!
Your perfect pizza: LOTS OF SAUCE
Goal you'd like to achieve: Get into Harvard but tell dem "no way i wouldnt go 2 ur stoopid skool!" LOLZ
Layer Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: LMFAO
Your first waking thoughts: OMG i hafta go brush mah hair what if Daniel Radcliff came to mah door n saw me like dis???!!!
Your best physical feature: My eyes My breasts My grasshopper legs My silky, shiny, soft, touchable, gorgeous hair
Your most missed memory: Denmark, I guess?
Layer Four:
Pepsi or Coke: DR PEPPAH but since that isn't an option I guess I'll go with CORK!
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Date: Definitely SINGLE, how can we get romantic wit a bunch of other ppl in da way??
Adidas or Nike: CHUCK TAYLORS!!!!
Lipton ice tea or Nestea: DR PEPPAH but since that isn't an option, Nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
Layer Five:
Smoke: Only when I'm around guys who do it, I hafta look cool, right?
Cuss: No, that's so damn vulgar!
Sing: My dulcet tones can lull the crankiest baby to sleep, seduce the most stoic of men, and bring cheer to the somberest of occasions.
Take a shower everyday: DUHHH i hafta shave my legs like six times a day in case Daniel Radcliff ever comes to visit! I can't be smelling all skanky if he ever comes to whisk me away!!!
Do you think you've been in love: DUHH with Daniel Radcliff!!!
Want to go to college: Of course, colleges will be BEGGING me to come to their school!
Liked high school: I love all my friends I made in high school!!!
Want to get married: Yes, to Daniel Radcliff!!
Believe in yourself: Of course, I am the best person I know!
Get motion sickness: Nope
Think you're attractive: I am so hott it's not even funny.
Think you're a health freak: Not really
Get along with your parent(s): Yes
Like thunderstorms: Whenever there is one I wish Daniel Radcliff was there so I could cuddle with him! that would make me like them a lot!
Play an instrument: I am so good at instruments. I play the recorder, the viola, the organ, the piano, and like everything else! My favorite is the bass, I should start a band!
Layer Six: "In the past month..."
Drank alcohol: *gigglez* LOL yeah!!
Smoked: No
Done a drug: Does pot count? It's like barely even a drug!! But yeah I toked a joint like last week!
Made out: LOLZ heck yes I did! With my Daniel Radcliff poster!
Gone on a date: Do one night stands count as dates?
Gone to the mall: Yes, like every day DUHH!!!!
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, are you kidding me, it would ruin my figure!!
Eaten sushi: Yes
Been on stage: No, Broadway wanted me but I'm holding out for the big time. Why waste my talent on something like Broadway, psssht! And who is this Andrew Lloyd Weber, he keeps leaving messages on my voicemail begging me to be in his play. W/E he's like old and ugly, his operas prolly suck!!!
Been dumped: No, I do all the dumping!!!
Gone skating: No
Made homemade cookies: Are scones the same as cookies? Cuz I made dose!
Gone skinny dipping: LOLZ of course! Doesn't everyone?
Dyed your hair: NO my natural haircolor is WAY better than the icky stuff you buy in stores!
Stolen anything: LOLZ... well... don't tell anyone!!!
Layer Seven: "Ever..."
Played a game that required removal of clothing: I play Strip Polker like all da time!!!!
If so, was it mixed company: DUHH like I would play in same-gender company ewww!
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: LOLZ i got so faded last week!!! but it was so fun!!!
Been caught "doing something": no I am way careful to make sure we never get caught!
Been called a tease: tee hee heck yes!
Gotten beaten up: NO i do all the beating up!!!
Shoplifted: maybe...
Changed who you were to fit in: NO WAY i love myself the way I am i would never change myself for a boy!
Layer Eight:
Age you hope to be married: Lyke whenever Daniel Radcliff proposes!!!
Numbers and names of children: As many as Danny wants!!! And they will all be Harry Jr. and Hermione Jr.!!!!
Describe your dream wedding: A HUGE wedding with lots and lots and lots of my closest friends!!!! And if Dan wants to we can have it filmed and be on TV!!! bcuz it wouldn't be fair to his fans if dey couldn't watch me stake my claim on him!!! i wanna make sure they know itz for reel and that he will never go wit any of dem!!!
How do you want to die: in Dan's arms!!!
Where do you want to go to college: Wherever Dan goes, or if he doesn't go to college, whoever offers the best scholarships! Prolly yale or oxford!!
What do you want to be when you grow up: Dan's WIFE duhhh!! and a famous singer and actress!! lolz!!!
What country would you most like to visit: ENGLAND so i can stalk Dan!
Layer Nine:
Number of drugs taken illegally: LOLZ does pot count? it's legal in like amstrdam, right? (isn't dat in germany?)
Number of people I could trust with my life: Only one and his name is DANNY BOY!
Number of cds that I own: All da Britney Spears and Hilary DUff CDs!! Plus Good Charlotte and Sum41 bcuz I am so hardcore punkrock!!!
Number of piercings: LOLZ don't tell my mom but I have like a dozen piercings!!!! yeah, that's like fifteen, right?
Number of tattoos: six! no wait, seven! *kisses new Dan tattoo on stomach!*
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: all da time! lyke every day! i could never count!
Number of scars on my body: six on each of my wrists.... i'm so emo, the pain feels so good...
Number of things in my past that I regret: NONE!!!!
I friends locked this so nosy people don't learn too much about me!!! if they're so curious why don't they friend me!!!
lolz bye guyz, c u lata!
--Laura