"Goddamn it, Starbucks doesn't have a size called 'eh-small'"
Thanks to Sarah Silverman here is a collection of amazing similarities between old Jewish ladies and young black men:
they both like very white sneakers
they both wear track suits
they both have poofy hair
they both love diamonds and bling-bling
they both are crazy about their grandchildren
they're both big on Cadillacs
all of their friends are dying
they both say "yo" a lot, except the Jews say it right-to-left
of course they also love orange soda