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Jul 16, 2011 23:24

[ A ✶ PHONE / ACTION FOR 1247 WILLIAMS ]

[A pony is standing in the middle of the kitchen at 1247 Williams Road, looking extremely displeased. Unbeknown to her, the phone is off the hook, causing the following to be sent through the phone lines:And just when I thought I'd seen all the weird things I could possibly see...! It would be nice if I ( Read more... )

books have all the answers, *phone, what are hyu-mans, to the library, !ic, must use logic, *action

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A! Action! emperor_cowboy July 17 2011, 07:26:50 UTC
[He came downstairs to make himself a cup of coffee... but there seems to be a tiny purple horse in the middle of the kitchen. First thing he thought of was it being one of those little pokemon creatures that he had seen roaming about the house. Then, he recalled talking to a similar little pony creature earlier... but why was it here?]

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bookmagic July 17 2011, 21:30:32 UTC
[Twilight jumps about a foot in the air and spins around to face Hol, which freaks her out even more because what are humans]

Oh, hahaha! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, strange creature with two legs! I'll just be going now although I would really appreciate it if you could direct me to the closest library!!

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emperor_cowboy July 18 2011, 01:26:02 UTC
[Hol put a hand to his head to see if he were running a fever. Nope, he was fine.]

So ya talk. Yer one of them there talkin' ponies, aren't ya?

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bookmagic August 1 2011, 22:24:05 UTC
Is there another kind of pony that doesn't talk?

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emperor_cowboy August 2 2011, 19:30:03 UTC
Well... yes. They're like... l'il horses-- Actually. Never mind all that.

[He kneeled down to appear... as small as he could. Which wasn't by much.]

Am guessin' yer one o' the new arrivals here. ... and yer lookin' for a library?

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bookmagic August 3 2011, 01:14:16 UTC
[Twilight seems slightly reassured by this gesture.] Yes, sir. I just woke up here, and I have to say I'm more than a little confused. But I would very much appreciate help in finding a library!

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emperor_cowboy August 3 2011, 02:03:55 UTC
[He pondered on this for a moment, tapping his chin.]

Well, since yer here, yer gonna be treated a bit different from... wherever yer from. Folk of the town ain't gonna allow an animal in their place of business...

Though I guess I could show ya the library if ya want.

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bookmagic August 10 2011, 06:47:32 UTC
What do you mean, they won't allow an animal? Who runs these places, then?

[She perks up instantly.] Yes! I would love to see the library!

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emperor_cowboy August 10 2011, 13:38:00 UTC
Why, other humans of course. They don't take kindly to animals running around in their work places.

[He rolls his shoulders into a shrug.]

Well then I guess I can show ya whenever yer ready.

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bookmagic August 13 2011, 06:29:42 UTC
Hyu-mans? Is that what you are? But aren't you just another species of animal like the rest of us?

Yes please! Let's go!

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emperor_cowboy August 14 2011, 01:13:19 UTC
[He wasn't expecting a question like that and decides to ignore it. So instead he stands up and heads for the door.]

Right then.

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bookmagic August 14 2011, 06:00:43 UTC
[She follows, but not without protest.]

You didn't answer my question!

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emperor_cowboy August 14 2011, 12:39:37 UTC
[He'll pretend he knows nothing!]

Hm? Which question?

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bookmagic August 15 2011, 06:28:26 UTC
What are you hyu-mans, if not a species of animal?

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emperor_cowboy August 15 2011, 17:27:20 UTC
[My, this one's persistent.]

Well there's... humans, and then there's... then there's... domesticated animals, and wild animals... which when it comes right down to it I guess... Animals that don't talk.

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bookmagic August 18 2011, 07:33:09 UTC
Well, yes! Of course there are animals that don't talk. But there are also those who do! Like us ponies.

I suppose what I'm saying is that I don't exactly follow your logic.

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