TVD - 4x16 "Bring it On" - stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to think anymore

[bookishy]

This episode was terrifying. But also kind of wonderful. But mostly terrifying. And it inspired a lot of unexpected anti-shipper feelings and fantasies in me where Elena just tells eerrrrebody to go screw themselves and steals Damon’s Camaro to go on a cross-country ribbon stealing spree. She will not be denied ribbons any longer, guys!  What, she’

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[mythopathy]

THIS: Shall we pelt it with lectures? Shall we reenact my greatest hits? I know, let’s try and use the sire bond BECAUSE THAT’S ALWAYS WORKED OUT SO WELL.”

AND THIS: ...especially since everyone’s sudden and liberal attempts to use it this episode left such a bad taste in my mouth.

also, while Damon managed to keep Elena from killing in the beginning of the episode Stefan poisoned her and then killed her. HERO OF THE SHOW.

[And now! A Stefan joke!

How do you stake a Stefan?

You pry his heart from his father's bony hands, stake it and then shove it in Stefan's chest.]

I like Elena selfish and possessive I like her trying to MANIPULATE PEOPLE WITH SEX (FUCK YOU STEFAN FUCK YOU). The Caroline explosion was necessary true especially since she's the only one left who should understand but where's the Stefan explosion and the Damon explosion?

Klaus/Hayley was for the Originals pilot I'm guessing which is why their scenes could only have survived in such an emotional episode. Werewolves in Louisiana! I could get into this! I like Hayley and I'm guessing she's playing Klaus he gets played so easily it's a miracle he's been alive for so long.

I'm really tired of Damon flashbacks but ELENA GETS A SIGNIFICANT HAIRCUT

IN NEW YORK

[bookishy]

Stefan poisoned her and then killed her

Only because he lurves her. He is not controlling at all.

The Caroline explosion was necessary true especially since she's the only one left who should understand but where's the Stefan explosion and the Damon explosion?

I feel like the Damon explosion might be coming next week. The Stefan explosion will come after I save a baby.

I like Haley in theory, but I am eager for her to get off of this show. Klaus, too.

I'm really tired of Damon flashbacks but ELENA GETS A SIGNIFICANT HAIRCUT

IN NEW YORK

I AM SO EXCITED. I've been waiting for this haircut a long time.