First spell → Video

[bookish_lioness]

[The PCD turns on, showing a rather dirty, surprised young girl with a mess of curls, blinking at the screen.]

That’s… odd. It appears to be some sort of video camera. I suppose I’ve lived among the magical community so long that I haven’t realized how advanced technology has become.

[Her voice is a low murmur; it’s obvious that she doesn’t realize

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[snarkypotions]

[Oh... Buggering... Shit. Just what he needed to round off this week, another member of the golden trio. And from the looks of it, one who was suffering the after effects of the Cruciatus curse. Just great. Just. Bloody. Great.]

Do my ears deceive me? Hermione Granger, little Miss Know-it-all, tired of questions?

[bookish_lioness]

[Oh hell, this is just what Hermione needs, too. She's barely able to sit up on her own, and now there's a murderer's voice coming at her through some futuristic communicator. Wand, wand, must find wand.]

I hardly think I owe you any answers!

[snarkypotions]

[Pretending the end of her sixth year didn't happen. Yep.]

We may not be at Hogwarts anymore, Miss Granger, but I am still your professor.

[bookish_lioness]

[Good luck with that, bro.]

You ceased being my professor almost a year ago, Snape!

[... damn it, even now, it still feels odd not to refer to him by his title. She needs to work on that.]

[snarkypotions]

[The slightest frown of confusion. Okay, so he fails at the whole acting innocent thing, but aside from that, he's a good actor.]

Then I shall take that to assume that you are from the same year as Potter. Or at least close enough.

[bookish_lioness]

[You could be an award-winning actor like this obscure guy named Alan Rickman, but she still won't believe you. It happened for her.]

What are you talking about?

[snarkypotions]

[Alan Rickman? Never heard of him.]

I thought you said you were tired of questions.

[bookish_lioness]

[He's this dude with a surprisingly deep voice and a big nose. Not at all popular with the ladies.]

Fine: tell me what you're talking about.

[snarkypotions]

[No, can't imagine why he would be. Especially if that surprisingly deep voice just so happens to carry velvety undertones.]

Unless you've been hit over the head hard enough to cause memory loss, Miss Granger-- [And at this, his eyes drift over her appearance, clearly not thinking very nice thoughts about it.] You should remember that I'm not in the habit of taking commands from students.

[bookish_lioness]

[Yeah, what a major turn-off.]

And you should remember that I am no longer a student.

[snarkypotions]

[Not sexy at all. Nope.]

Seeing as how I don't have the memories you speak of, there is nothing for me to remember.

[bookish_lioness]

[Whatever the opposite of sexy is, that's what it is.

By the way, man, you're frustrating the hell out of her.]

What are you talking about?!

[snarkypotions]

[...Is that supposed to be news?]

Surely you've heard talk of a world besides ours, have you not, Miss Granger?

[bookish_lioness]

[Moreso than usual, then.]

I've heard of a place, not a world. People don't get transported to other worlds via Apparition.

[snarkypotions]

No one said it was apparition, Miss Granger.

[bookish_lioness]

Then how?