I wish you would spoil the ~speshul snowflake~ part because I'm not gonna go out of my way to look into it, but I am mildly interested. I think I just want some lolz.
SPOILER: Taryn is actually Lord STD's daughter! Apparently, he slept around to ensure that out of the many, many, many bastard children he has, one of them will have his magical powers and be his heir. Taryn is that special someone.
Oh lordy. Well, at least Taryn wasn't a speshul magicul elf princess given to her foster parents as a baby and now Lord STD wanted to kidnap her to blackmail her real parents or something.
Lord STD actually disguised himself this guy Taryn's mom fancied and had conceived Taryn through that ploy. He kills Taryn's mom after Taryn is born. Oh, and somehow kills Taryn's grandmother when he decides Taryn is old enough to be with him. Yeah....
Well that's kinda nice for a Lord of Evil. I don't know exactly how these things work in the book, but if he wanted a billion kids, why didn't he just get a huge harem or kidnap women and rape them or magically brainwash the women to love him and keep the babies in his own dimension and school them from the start? That might weed of the bad influences of freedom and goodness and make things much easier.
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That might weed of the bad influences of freedom and goodness and make things much easier.
Evil overlords, I shall never understand you.
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