If you guessed
time for a spite meme, YOU GUESSED RIGHT.
Give me a pairing and a prompt and I will write you something. Here is the catch: it cannot be a heterosexual pairing, it must be QUILTBAG of one form or another. I am reluctantly disqualifying couples who are asexual or bi but present as straight, because this is about spite and I want the people who pissed me off to have as many unexplained twitches as possible because OMG THE GAYS ARE HAPPY. You may request up to three; I promise only one.
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