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One True Pairing Ship:
HP-Dumbledore/Grindelwald
Naruto-LeeSaku *squishes*
GW-Er… 1x2x1? *shrug* What can I say? I’m a follower. *grin*
Canon Ship:
HP-*rolls eyes* Ron/Hermione, I guess…
Naruto-Minato/Kushina. *bows to the wonderful*
GW-3x4x3. Betcha nobody can prove me wrong. XP
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a fork" 'Ship:
HP-Remus/Tonks… *has no eyes*
Naruto-ItaNaru. O.O
GW-Duo/Une. 2x11?
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
HP-…actually, I’m surprisingly tame here. I don’t even have a threesome ship…
Naruto-If threesomes count, NaruSasuSaku. Otherwise NejiHina. Because their fathers had the same DNA.
GW-1x2x5? It’s a threesome, so it kinda counts…
"I dabble a little" 'Ship:
HP-Harry/Neville. *luffs them*
Naruto-KakaGai. Oh, come on! You know you do, too.
GW-Um… 1x5x1, I guess, mainly because Mal exists…
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
HP-Voldemort/Bellatrix. Despite the fact that it’s pretty much canon...
Naruto-ItaSasu. Hands up if you didn’t see that one coming.
GW-1xR. No really. What the fuck were they thinking?
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
HP-Harry/Luna
Naruto-*thinks really hard* No. I’ve got nothin’. My reactions in this fandom tend to be “fuck, yes” or “fuck, no.”
GW-1x2x3x4x5. Never seen it done well, unfortunately. *sigh*
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
HP-Again with the relatively tame…
Naruto-If someone ever wrote a good NejixKabuto, I’d read it. Because of the pretty. Does that count?
GW-*sigh* Okay, I give up. Problem is I can usually make my pairings make sense to me. *shrug* Whatareyagonnado?
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
HP-Oh, come on, now. Can anyone name a pairing in HP that someone doesn’t like? Stupid question. Next!
Naruto-SasuNaru, in that order. I don’t usually like other variations of that either unless it’s done really well (I kinda like them as brother-like-rival-things better, even if it would be hot…) but seme!Sasuke? *rolls on the floor laughing*
GW-1xR. There are people out there who actually like this, I’ve found. *facepalm*
"When all is said and done" 'Ship:
HP-Arthur/Molly. Not to read. Just to exist.
Naruto-Naruto/Konoha, which for obvious reasons isn’t at all sexual
GW-1x2x1 *shot*
Right. That'll have to do for now. Unless someone wants to give me a prompt for a drabble, of course. Keep in mind that I may or may not have time for it... *sheepish*
Adi
HP-Dumbledore/Grindelwald
Naruto-LeeSaku *squishes*
GW-Er… 1x2x1? *shrug* What can I say? I’m a follower. *grin*
Canon Ship:
HP-*rolls eyes* Ron/Hermione, I guess…
Naruto-Minato/Kushina. *bows to the wonderful*
GW-3x4x3. Betcha nobody can prove me wrong. XP
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a fork" 'Ship:
HP-Remus/Tonks… *has no eyes*
Naruto-ItaNaru. O.O
GW-Duo/Une. 2x11?
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
HP-…actually, I’m surprisingly tame here. I don’t even have a threesome ship…
Naruto-If threesomes count, NaruSasuSaku. Otherwise NejiHina. Because their fathers had the same DNA.
GW-1x2x5? It’s a threesome, so it kinda counts…
"I dabble a little" 'Ship:
HP-Harry/Neville. *luffs them*
Naruto-KakaGai. Oh, come on! You know you do, too.
GW-Um… 1x5x1, I guess, mainly because Mal exists…
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
HP-Voldemort/Bellatrix. Despite the fact that it’s pretty much canon...
Naruto-ItaSasu. Hands up if you didn’t see that one coming.
GW-1xR. No really. What the fuck were they thinking?
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
HP-Harry/Luna
Naruto-*thinks really hard* No. I’ve got nothin’. My reactions in this fandom tend to be “fuck, yes” or “fuck, no.”
GW-1x2x3x4x5. Never seen it done well, unfortunately. *sigh*
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
HP-Again with the relatively tame…
Naruto-If someone ever wrote a good NejixKabuto, I’d read it. Because of the pretty. Does that count?
GW-*sigh* Okay, I give up. Problem is I can usually make my pairings make sense to me. *shrug* Whatareyagonnado?
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
HP-Oh, come on, now. Can anyone name a pairing in HP that someone doesn’t like? Stupid question. Next!
Naruto-SasuNaru, in that order. I don’t usually like other variations of that either unless it’s done really well (I kinda like them as brother-like-rival-things better, even if it would be hot…) but seme!Sasuke? *rolls on the floor laughing*
GW-1xR. There are people out there who actually like this, I’ve found. *facepalm*
"When all is said and done" 'Ship:
HP-Arthur/Molly. Not to read. Just to exist.
Naruto-Naruto/Konoha, which for obvious reasons isn’t at all sexual
GW-1x2x1 *shot*
Right. That'll have to do for now. Unless someone wants to give me a prompt for a drabble, of course. Keep in mind that I may or may not have time for it... *sheepish*
Adi