Comments | book_people: Itachi's Potential Sex Life?

book_people

Itachi's Potential Sex Life?

Jan 08, 2012 18:59

So, I just found a canon-verse Naruto fic in which Uchiha Itachi was described, as, no lie, a “sex god.” This struck me as wildly funny, for the following reasons. Cut for images so I don't break your browser...

( YMMV, none of the following images are mine, spoilers abound, Uchiha Itachi is a hot piece of man meat who you can portray any way you choose, okay here we go: )

fandom, meta, naruto

Comments 6

askerian January 9 2012, 07:06:50 UTC

*dead of laughing* *DEAD*

I have no rebuttal to offer. XD;

book_people January 9 2012, 15:53:14 UTC

u.u I am glad my well-reasoned an completely serious argument for Itachi's lack of a sex life bears up under scrutiny.

<3<3

thebunnybag January 9 2012, 15:52:14 UTC

As I said before, this is equal parts trufax and OMG LOL YES.

And as soon as I thought, "well, he's dead, there's no way that..." and then my brain decided to follow through to Rule 34 and said "I'm sure edo tensei is *someone's* kink" and I don't want to look it up but I bet it's there now! Noooo! *flees in terror*

Anyway. Yes. This. Brilliant!

book_people January 9 2012, 15:57:18 UTC

XDDD I am almost positive that edo tensei sex is out there somewhere. The concept has been around too long for there to not be porn. u.u That said, I still maintain that Itachi is a bit too busy to indulge at the moment! :P

syrraki January 9 2012, 16:40:51 UTC

Hahaha you are too funny. I liked: "it really seems like in the latter years of his life Itachi may have had too many things on his mind to truly become a sex god. Perhaps earlier in his life?"

Also, I like how you keep referring to Itachi.

book_people January 9 2012, 19:38:53 UTC

Glad you enjoyed, hon. I had a blast creating this! XD