There's Something About Brennan

Dec 01, 2011 12:45

Title: There's Something About Brennan
Author: Book_Junkie007
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Wordcount: 279 words
Warnings: None
Notes: Dedicated to GCatsPJs because I kept bugging her about Brennan secretly being an android. She also read through it, and it's cross-posted to consci_fan_mo

Summary: The Jeffersonian team learns something unexpected about one of their team mates.



“Guys, I have something to tell you.” Angela says, walking up the stairs to the lounge area. “Where’s Brennan?”

Hodgins, Cam, and Sweets are sitting around, holding mugs of coffee and discussing the most recent case. Daisy had left earlier to get ready for her and Sweets’ big date, which she was ecstatic about (she had talked to Hodgins nonstop about it until he had told her to be quiet).

“She went out with Booth,” Sweets said. “Why, what’s up?”

“Well, you know how Hodgins asked me to input some test results into the Angelatron to figure out the components? He didn’t tell me they were from Doctor Brennan, and I just got them back.”

“So, what are they?” Hodgins asked, leaning forward on the couch.

“I went through all the possible data bases, including some which have such high security clearance, I had to do some really fast talking to get access to them, and came up with this,” Angela says dramatically. “Brennan is an android.”

Exclamations of disbelief bubbled up around her. “What?” “No!” “How on earth have I missed this?”

“Well, it makes sense if you think about it,” Hodgins said slowly. “She’s always had a hard time explaining things to other people, other than in a purely scientific way.”

“She has a difficult time expressing emotions and deciphering other’s,” Sweets chipped in.

“She never seems to sleep, and comes into the lab even earlier than me, and I’m the one who should be here first,” Cam mused.

“Plus she doesn’t seem to understand the concept of having fun,” Angela added.

“So, who’s telling Booth?” Sweets asked.

Angela, Hodgins, and Cam just looked at each other.

On A03

genre: gen, character: hodgins, character: cam, rating: g, character: angela, character: sweets, bones

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