peanut butter
i was hyper, so i did a search for '1000 uses of peanut butter.' and i found several sites.
this one is very wierd.
http://www.members.kconline.com/kerr/pb.htm
these were some of the wierder ones:
-Sneak out at night and fill up holes of local golf course.
-Cover your backside with it; eat beans and cabbage. See if you can blow bubbles.
-Mix it with lemon oil to make a really nice guitar polish
-Pad your bra with it. (Note: Don't try this if you're a guy.)
-To break a nosepicking habit, mix with pepper mild enough for the kid to eat, but not to inadvertantly stick up thier nose. If nothing else, it will teach them to wash their hands thoroughly
-Change your name to Peanut Butter. Use a jar as your coat-of-arms.
-Too far from the beach to make a sand castle? Make a peanut butter castle instead. Make sure to fill the moat with jelly. Send us photos.
-Coat pickles with it. Have contests to see who can fit the most in their nose.
-Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy
-If you have pimples spread it on your face overnight as an acne treatment to clear up the complexion
-Throw globs of it in your teacher's eyes dancing madly around him singing "I Love You" and kicking him in the shins.
-Tie-dye your swimwear with it. Go to the beach
there was also a very funny rhyme.
When the Tweedle Beetles Battle In the Peanut Butter Bottle using Peanut Butter Paddles on the Poodle eating Noodles who Battles Tweetle Beetles in the Peanut Butter Bottle as it Bobbles in a Bowl on a Batch of Boiling Butter in the Peanut Butter Batter, where Tweedle Beetles Boggle and Blow Bubbles in the Butter where the Battle Bottle Bobbles, and it Boggles Beetles Tweedle that a Peanut Butter Paddle can battle with a Poodle when the Poodle's Eating Noodles in a Bobbing Battle Bottle in a batch of Boiling Butter on the Peanut Butter Batter during Peanut Butter Battles, THIS is what they call a Tweedle Beetle Peanut Butter Bobble Bottle Batter Boiling Bubble Butter Bowl Poodle Noodle Peanut Butter Paddle Battle. (Massive apologies to Dr. Seuss.)
this one is very wierd.
http://www.members.kconline.com/kerr/pb.htm
these were some of the wierder ones:
-Sneak out at night and fill up holes of local golf course.
-Cover your backside with it; eat beans and cabbage. See if you can blow bubbles.
-Mix it with lemon oil to make a really nice guitar polish
-Pad your bra with it. (Note: Don't try this if you're a guy.)
-To break a nosepicking habit, mix with pepper mild enough for the kid to eat, but not to inadvertantly stick up thier nose. If nothing else, it will teach them to wash their hands thoroughly
-Change your name to Peanut Butter. Use a jar as your coat-of-arms.
-Too far from the beach to make a sand castle? Make a peanut butter castle instead. Make sure to fill the moat with jelly. Send us photos.
-Coat pickles with it. Have contests to see who can fit the most in their nose.
-Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy
-If you have pimples spread it on your face overnight as an acne treatment to clear up the complexion
-Throw globs of it in your teacher's eyes dancing madly around him singing "I Love You" and kicking him in the shins.
-Tie-dye your swimwear with it. Go to the beach
there was also a very funny rhyme.
When the Tweedle Beetles Battle In the Peanut Butter Bottle using Peanut Butter Paddles on the Poodle eating Noodles who Battles Tweetle Beetles in the Peanut Butter Bottle as it Bobbles in a Bowl on a Batch of Boiling Butter in the Peanut Butter Batter, where Tweedle Beetles Boggle and Blow Bubbles in the Butter where the Battle Bottle Bobbles, and it Boggles Beetles Tweedle that a Peanut Butter Paddle can battle with a Poodle when the Poodle's Eating Noodles in a Bobbing Battle Bottle in a batch of Boiling Butter on the Peanut Butter Batter during Peanut Butter Battles, THIS is what they call a Tweedle Beetle Peanut Butter Bobble Bottle Batter Boiling Bubble Butter Bowl Poodle Noodle Peanut Butter Paddle Battle. (Massive apologies to Dr. Seuss.)