Here is a summary of the week thus far.
Times I've caught someone at work singing
"Pants on the ground" : 4
Times I've been caught singing "Pants on the ground" : 1
Days it took me to get the song out of my head after googling it: 2
Times I've seen some guy who needs to listen to that song : 2
Times my younger co-worker ("Skinny") has been teased by older co-workers: 5
Times "Skinny" has responded to teasing by calling coworkers gay. : 5
Times "Skinny" has made a remark about himself that makes calling him gay far too easy. :6
Times "Skinny" has boasted about his genitals: 6 (see above)
Times I needed to hear about Skinny's genitals : 0
Times dispatch manager has gone mad : 2
Times dispatch manager has blamed his madness on working here: 2
Years dispatch manager has worked here: 12
Years I suspect dispatch manager has been mad: 11 & 10 months.
Times dispatch asst manager has walked past talking on cellphone: 6
Times dispatch asst manager has walked past: 6