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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for suzu_no_hito (10 points). Last Wednesday I pulled crystal_sun396's hair (-5 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January I broke dreadable's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I turned arks in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1016 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
boojums_snark
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