Для бодрости духа
Все фанатские английские футбольные песни в одном месте. Слушать
Нет, ну не все, наверное, но многие. В том числе две мои любимые песенки Моуринью
I sign a little player or two
Do you know some people will like to know
Why are we so successful
And why always that we are winning
And why also they are saying all the time that I am the special one
Well I also have song for this.
[Verse 1]
The moment I wake up (Damien, wake up),
Before I crack open my egg cup (Damien: egg cup),
I sign a little player or two.
While combing my hair now (yes, very nice),
And wondering what coat to wear now (Damien: wear now),
I sign a little player or two.
[Chorus]
Because - forever, forever,
They will stay in my heart and I will love them all.
And whatever - perhaps never,
May be some will not start, it's possible.
But - together, together,
That's how we will be completely, I'm sorry.
And that's how it must be at Chelsea
Believe me, I know these things.
Okay?
[Verse 2]
While eating my sandwich (very tasty),
I call Roman Abramovich(Damien: ovich),
Sign a little player or two (okay?).
And if he doesn't work hard,
I'll probably tell Frank Lampard (Damien: Lampard),
We'll sign another player or two.
[Chorus]
Damien: Yeah but,
Well?
Damien: What about me?
Well Duff uh - believe me, believe me (believe me).
Damien: What?
For me there is no other winger but you.
Damien: Really?
Yes, this is true.
Damien: Wow, that's great.
Please love me too.
Damien: Okay,
'Cause I'm in love with you.
Damien: Pretty good.
Now kill yourself,
Damien: Huh?
Do it, do it.
Chelsea Team Talk
М: "And do you call that a performance of champions?? I'm not looking for champions...
Jogadores: "Allright gaffer"
М: "No it is not allright gaffer, shut up Makelele...I am the manager of this team, and who am I???"
Jogadores: "You are the special one..."
М: "yes i am the special one, but that performance was not special, it makes me laugh, and champions should not make me laugh, if I want to laugh maybe I should listen to Damien, doing a car insurance ad, Damien do it, make me laugh. Now"
Damien:"Hibernian insurance - pretty gooood"
М:"Ya very funny!! Now Drogba. First half - pathetic!"
Drogba:"No, No, gaffer please..."
М:"look if you want - I can replace you it's no problem, yes, I can do it, www.amazon.co.uk, search word: "Rooney", thirty five half million - no problem I can do it, do you want me to press buy..."
Drogba:"No please! no no no..."
М:"Do you want me to press buy??"
Drogba:"No"
М:"Then listen to the special one..."
Drogba:"okay okay"
М:"Okay...Second Half vocal exercices, midfield now"
Midfield:"wowow"
М:"Very good, very good. Defence brit and vocal..."
Defence:"wowowow"
М:"You are ready, I think...Okay okay, it's time for the song, last week...Shut up Drogba...Last week we beat Arsenal, and I did for you "don't look back at Wenger..."
Jogadores:"Don't look back at Wenger"
М:"Shhh...Shut up Damien...Shut up...this week I do for you "The Special One"...
Jogadores:"You are the special one!"
М:"No, I know, I know, I know I'm the special one, but this week it's a very special song, and this one is called "Josе and his amazing technicolor overcoat" Shhh, shut up
I close my eyes, and stand there grinning (woah-oh),
We can't stop winning (woah-oh), you'd be grinning too.
When I first came (when he first came), I was delighted (woah-oh),
Could've managed United (woah-oh), but any team will do.
I wear my coat (he wears his coat), the world is merry (woah-oh),
I've got John Terry (woah-oh) and Drogba too..
I switch them round (he switches round), they all are hating (woah-oh)
But I like rotating (woah-oh), any team will do.
A corner kick, is just enough, a little flick from Damien Duff,
The ball flies right into the net and we are one-nil up...
May I return (may I return), to the beginning (woah-oh),
so easy winning (woah-oh), when your team is blue.(Beautiful color)
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong), I am in heaven (woah-oh)
Playing whatever eleven (woah-oh), any team will do!!
М:"Now, go and be champions, be champions, do it, love it, 'cause if you don't do it you can kill yourself, take that for me, be champions..."
Мне еще почему-то очень песни Селтика нравятся. Ну и конечно Блю из э калор - наше все)))
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