don't you wish you're hot like me
kikwang-centric, ot6
pg-13, humor?
don't you wish you're hot like me.
the first time it happened, everyone pretty much freaked the fuck out.
kikwang was just sitting on the floor with his back against the comfortable couch when suddenly he bursted into flames. doojoon, being the leader that he's supposed to be, shouted very manly and jumped away (he was a little shocked, that's all), junhyung spitted out the coke he had been drinking (he was only trying to doused the fire), hyunseung ran out of the room (he was just looking for the manager), yoseob cried ("kikwang's going to die!"), and dongwoon is the only sane one who ran to the kitchen to grab a cup of water, trying to extinguish the fire.
after a few seconds the fire died by itself (though dongwoon still thinks it's the cup of water that did the magic), and kikwang was still there, blinking his eyes innocently as if he had not just bursted into flames and said harmlessly: "hey guys, i think i just found out that i can control fire."
the second time, everyone still pretty much freaked the fuck out.
junhyung was sitting next to kikwang when it happened. they were all in the car waiting for their manager to drive them back home when suddenly kikwang decided to ignited himself again. junhyung, being the unlucky one, flailed his arms and jumped into hyunseung's lap (who was sleeping beside him). doojoon and yosoeb, who had been cuddling in the back of the car, jerked apart and watched kikwang fearfully.
they were all forced to clean the car a few hours later when the manager came back and saw that his car filled with smokes and sits burned to black.
the thrid time, when kikwang ignited in the middle of the night while sleeping, everyone was still a little scared, but they're getting used to it.
doojoon grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher (they started using that a lot more now that kikwang had discovered his natural gift) and blasted it at kikwang. then they all went to bed as if nothing had happened. they were all too tired to care about the burnt smell and black blankets (expect maybe junhyung, who wouldn't stop nagging about it the next day).
the fourth time, kikwang burnt his stage clothes and had to came up with the excuse that some crazy fan stole it.
the fifth time, no one even twitched an eye when kikwang suddenly ran out of the bathroom with his skin steaming and yelling "i can't shower because of the fires!"
the sixth time, kikwang cried.
"i don't like fires," he said, eyes watery and lips trembling, but no one could come close to him to give him a hug (yoseob tried, and now he's sitting in the furthest corner with an ice pack against his arm).
"it's okay," doojoon tried to comfort the burning boy. "you're just a little special."
the seventh time, everyone sort of freaked the fucked out again, but it wasn't that bad, there were only a few screams and perhaps a little crying involved.
kikwang was sitting next to junhyung and dongwoon watching the television and stealing remotes when suddenly he heard a scream, followed by a horrified doojoon and a burning yoseob.
"oh god. i'm infectious." kikwang managed to forced the words out before breaking down into a ball of sobbing tears.
author's note:
ahahahahahaha wtf is this shit?
i was so pissed today so i guessed this was my way of trying to humor myself out of it :(
oh and beast's win too ♥
i fail so much idek :D